Mad Libs

[Meneltarmacil]

The nose of Saruman

'Sledgehammers and aardvarks!' he hissed, and they shuddered at the hideous change. 'Doofuses! What is the house of Eorl but a gigantic parking garage where brigands explode in the reek, and their brats roll on the floor among the cockroaches? Too long have they escaped the vacuum cleaner themselves. But the Green Bay Packers come, slow in the winning of the Super Bowl, tight and hard in the end. Root for somebody else if you will!' Now his voice changed, as he slowly mastered himself. 'I know not why I have had the patience to speak to you. For I need you not, nor your little band of space aliens, as swift to whisper as to scream, Théoden Horsemaster. Long ago I offered you a machine gun beyond your merit and your wit. I have offered it again, so that those whom you mislead may clearly see the choice of roads. You give me teddy bears and pink fluffy bunnies. So be it. Go back to your nuclear power plant!

So Saruman turns out to be a Green Bay fan... maybe there is some good left in him after all... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]