1001 reasons...

[Eorl of Rohan]

1) I work as a translater, even though I'm fourteen. I have to translate Korean children's books to English, and I find myself unconciously using words and verses in LOTR. Like "wroth, deed, fell, fey, loth"

2) My Korean friends stay well away from me becuase I constantly chant LOTR poetry in English.

3) When Korean bullies ripped my copy of LOTr, I went out of my senses and slapped the girl and called her Gorthaur the Cruel. The result: I was beaten black and blue and was locked in second-floor classroom, when I whispered 'Elbereth A Githoniel' and climbed down the ventilation pipes.

4) My poodle is named Shadowfax.

5) When you go into a fit of Murderous rage whenever people say things like "I hate LOTR or Harry potter is better then LOTr".