Tolkien puns

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Re: Puns!

Some of these are real groaners, I know. <img src=biggrin.gif ALT=""> Almost all are Underhill's, but I threw in one as well.

Lawyer to his assitant: &quot;Could you get me the Phial of Galadriel?&quot;

Húrin my seat!

Tuor better than one.

HoME, HoME on the ranger!
Where the Dior and the Atani play.

With a Grishnákh, paddy-wack, give a dog a bone... this old man came rolling HoME!

Egg-Nauglamír

Glóin injury.

-réd




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"He was as noble and as fair in face as an elf-lord, as strong as a warrior, as wise as a wizard, as venerable as a king of dwarves, and as kind as summer."</p>

-A Short Rest, The Hobbit</p></blockquote></p>