Beating the non- LotR fans - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

yavanna II · 10-28-2003, 02:25 AM

[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Here are ten things to do with non-LotR fans:
10. Flush their HPs into the toilet
09. transport them to one of Morgoth's fortresses
08.Give em a good SMACK on the head with a hardbound Sil or anything
07. bombard the school with FRODO LIVES!! posters and HARRYPOTTER STINX!!!
06. Summon an Orc and let them be kissed by that orc
05.Insert Sils, LotR, or other tolkien works in their bags, lockers, and throats
04. tie them to a chair and let them watch the animated version
03. Scream the Elvish translation of "*****" at their backs
02. pay their teachers or proffesors to give them RECORDED LotR exams
01. Gather Saruman's orc army into their houses and let them do the rest
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10-28-2003, 02:25 AM	#1
yavanna II Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: in my own little world Posts: 142	[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Here are ten things to do with non-LotR fans: 10. Flush their HPs into the toilet 09. transport them to one of Morgoth's fortresses 08.Give em a good SMACK on the head with a hardbound Sil or anything 07. bombard the school with FRODO LIVES!! posters and HARRYPOTTER STINX!!! 06. Summon an Orc and let them be kissed by that orc 05.Insert Sils, LotR, or other tolkien works in their bags, lockers, and throats 04. tie them to a chair and let them watch the animated version 03. Scream the Elvish translation of "*****" at their backs 02. pay their teachers or proffesors to give them RECORDED LotR exams 01. Gather Saruman's orc army into their houses and let them do the rest =im so [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] =