All-Downs Summarise Tolkien Competition

[The Saucepan Man]

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Some great ones here. Excellent idea, Squatter. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Personally, I like Bilbo's entry for The Hobbit:

There and back again.

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Did someone say alliteration? Now you're talkin' - here are my (unplagiarised) efforts (for LotR):

Representative races rally round Ringbearer, repudiating ruinous ravager’s Ring racket.

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Hardy Hobbits help heterogeneous humanoids halt heartless horror’s hellish havoc.