You know you're obsessed with LOTR when ...

[Tintalle]

When you:
- throw a a party every Sept. 22 when it's not your birthday
- tell people to go to Mordor instead of Hell
- tell your nieces that Harry Potter, all the superheroes, the bogeyman, or even Santa doesn't exist and scare them that a Wraith or an Orc will get them when they don't behave [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
- gather all your fellow LOTR crazy friends, play Monopoly, convert the real estate properties to places in Middle Earth, and literally fight over Shire, Rivendell and Lothlorien
- constantly consult Malbeth the Seer for your daily activities
- think your LOTR/JRR Tolkien stuff as your "precious" and won't let anybody touch it
- when you win a ticket to a Matrix Revolutions premiere and wish it was RotK instead
- ask your mom/dad to take you to a trip to New Zealand for your birthday (and watch RotK when it gets shown there, and brag to your friends when you get back because they still have to wait for a whole month before it gets shown in your area) ---> ooo, delusions, delusions [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
- call the local radio dj, and tell him on air, never to say any word from LOTR if he doesn't know to pronounce it or even know what he's talking about [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]
- think Star Wars is just George Lucas's plagiarism for LotR [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]