I'm a Celebrity...

[Feared Half-Elf]

I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here is quite simple really. You collect together 10 assorted has-beens and stick them in the middle of the Australian jungle. They all get to take a 'luxury item' in with them, like a blow up sofa or something. Every day, two people are chosen to collect a box by following a load of clues, and this box has stuff in. I think it was tutus and stuff yesterday. For the first week, the public get to vote for who they want to do a 'Bushtucker Trial', in which someone has to complete a challenge to earn food. In the second week, people vote for the person they want out each day. Eventually you gat down to a King or Queen of the jungle. Kind of sad, really.

Some contestants from this series: Jordan, Peter Andre (remember him? The rather rubbish singer from the 90s), Jonny Rotton (The Sex Pistols)

Bushtucker trial examples: Eating a selection of disgusting bugs and fish eyes, being locked in a coffin with rats for 10 minutes that's filling up with water and crayfish. You get the idea.

The whole concept is just slightly worrying, but it gets quite interesting when you get an unmarried Jordan and a single Peter Andre who fancies the guts off her.


Anyway, that was completely not-Lotr related!I had a really strange of image of Legolas doing a challenge where he gets covered in bugs, and then spends hours refusing to talk to anybody until he's cleaned every single bug out of his hair.

Elrond: My powers of foresight tell me that I WILL WIN! *Laughs evilly*
Galadriel: Whatever...