Alternative Endings

[ElenCala Isil]

wouldn't it be funny if Legolas actually, literally, kicked a bucket in RotK?

Weeeelll, PJ does have a tendency to kill off random elves at inopportune times...

I once told someone online that Frodo falls in Mount Doom, after losing his finger. Sam then kills Gollum, then because of lack of food, and love for Frodo, he threw himself in Mt. Doom. Then the rest of the fellowship came looking for them, Aragorn at the lead, but Sauron took up his armoured form once more and slew Aragorn. Merry died trying to protect Eowyn from the witchking, and Pippin was the only one who got back to the Shire safely. Afterwards, he couldn't take living without his best bud, and cousin, and eventually sailed off to the Undying Lands. Arwen killed herself, Legolas got bloodily decapitated. Gimli made it through unscathed. Elrond disowned Arwen after her death, and Elladan and Elrohir became kings...

and...they actually fell for every single little bit of it. *shakes head* It's too easy. Especially on-line. *chuckles* [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]