New Movie Script

[Kransha]

-Refugees Arriving-

*Eowyn and the refugees filing into Helm's Deep*

Eowyn: C'mon, I don't have all day.

Boy: (jumping up and down), HEY, LOOK EVERYONE! It's me, some random kid of one of the cast and crew who used nepotism to get a cameo in this movie. HELLOO! NOTICE ME!

Eowyn: Shut up *chops off boy's head*

Eowyn: Glad that's over. I hate random cameos. Makes me want to join the PETA...Well, not really.

Woman: Who are you talking to?

Eowyn: Myself.

Woman: Okaaaaay *turns around and conceals a very loud laugh*

Somebody off camera: THE WARRIORS ARE RETURNING!

*Theoden and his troop ride into Helm's Deep*

Theoden: Hello, hello, how's it shakin'? Had a very good day, killing orcs, wargs, fangirls, a rabid lemur, and eating a lot. By the way, Aragorn fell off a cliff. Bye.

Fangirls: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Theoden: Shut up *chops off fangirls head*

Eowyn: But where is lord Aragorn?

Theoden: I just told you, he's-

Gimli: (interrupting) He fell.

Legolas: Oh, you just had to say that. You're only serious line in the movie. I'm very impressed.

Gimli: Shut up, pointy ear!

Legolas: Half pint!

Gimli: Blondie!

Legolas: Beardie!

Fangirls: ARAGOOOOOOOOORN!

Warg: Ya know, he's not really dead. It's just a plot device.

Legolas: How'd you get here?

Warg: Like I said, plot device.


-Back to Aragorn in his perilous situation-

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 8:57 AM February 06, 2004: Message edited by: Kransha ]