New Movie Script

[elfearz1]

Present giving Keremony: (
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Gally: My gift to you Legolas is a bow of the Galadhrim.
*Leggy takes the cute-pink bow and ties it on his head*
Gally:Worthy of our woodland kin. These are the dagger of the Noldorin. *hands them to Merry and Pip. Pip acidently slices his finger open and bawls like a baby. ( [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] )*
Gally: Do not fear, young Peregrin Took. You may suffer more then just that. *Pip is not comforted*
Gally:And for you, Samwise Gamgee, Elven rope made of hithlain, a grain of dirt and a singing Pony.
Pony: I'm a littly pony, clippity clop, clippity clop. Such a pretty pony clippity clop, clippity clop. I love to have my cooooat brushed under the old Mallorn tree. I'll jump and run and have some fun when you come and play with me!
All:

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Sam: uh... thanks My Lady. What, no shiny daggers?
*Haldir throws one at sam narrowly missing his head*
Gally:And what gift would a Dwarf ask of the Elves?
Gimli:Nothing...Actually, there was one thing. No, no, I could'nt. It's quite impossible.Stupid to ask
Gally: go ahead
Gimli: Some french mineral water, some M&M's with all the brown ones picked out because brown is ugly, my pillow fluffed, some extra of those little shampoos and conditioners, a 6 AM wake up call and a swedish massage
Gally: Too bad here's some of my hair
Gimli: *grump* *grump*


hmmm.... Don't ask!

[ August 02, 2003: Message edited by: elfearz1 ]