Middle Earth Song Rewrites #2

[LePetitChoux]

Keeping with the theme of Disney songs, this is sung to Under the Sea. The singer is the Witch King, trying to stop Orcs wanting to leave Sauron's service.

Under the Eye

The metal is always shiny
In somebody else’s sword

You dream about leaving Mordor
But that is a foolish thought

Just look at the world around you
Right here on the Gorgoroth

Such wonderful things surround you
What more are you looking for

Under the eye, under the eye
Darlin’ it’s cooler
Under out ruler,
I do not lie.

Out in Gondor they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away

While we devotin’
Full time to gloatin’
Under the eye

Down here all the orcs are happy
As off through the plains they trot

The men in Gondor ain’t happy
They're sad 'cause they're gonna rot

But men in Gondor is lucky
They're in for a worser fate

One day when the boss gets angry
Guess whos goin’ be losing face

Under the eye, under the eye
Nobody beat you
Maim and decease you in Mordor, aye

We what the Gondorians love to hunt
Under the eye their weapon's blunt

We got no troubles life is the bubbles

Under the eye, under the eye
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here naturall-ay

Even the dread beast an’ the troll
They get the urge an’ rock and roll

We got the spirit
You got to hear it under the eye

Under the eye(under the eye)
Under the eye(under the eye)

When the mortuars
Begin the tortures it’s music to me

What do they got, a lot of man
We got a hot and evil band

Each little fungus
Knows us and loves us under the eye

Each little sluggy
Singin' v. bady under the eye

Each little snail here
Know how to wail here
That’s why it’s hotter under the stormclouds
Ya' we in luck here
Down in the muck here under the eye!!!

Ok, so maybe not.