Weirdest places you've seen LOTR

[Oddwen]

I've been to Bilbo's Pizza in Kalamazoo. The menus were cute. There was a selection called "The Choice of Master Samwise", and then a poem:

"Ho, Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo,
By dill dip and rye bread,
Lettuce and tomato!"

That's all I can remember though, alas.

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

My hot glass instructor had a bumper sticker with that on it.