If one of the hobbits came to your door what would you do?

[Everdawn]

Well, let´s extend the subject to include the whole bunch:

And have i been waiting for someone to say that!

The bell to my door rings a few minutes after the hobbit comes. And i find Legolas standing at my door.

Me: Oh no you dont!
Legolas: Your hair is so shiny! how do you get it that way?
Me: *flattered* Well, i use- HANG ON! no you dont!
Legolas: I want that shampoo Everdawn!
Me: Never! *i slam the door and put the deadlock on*
Legolas: *calling from outside* Ill get you my pretty! And your little dog too!
Me *from inside*: I dont have a dog, Fool!


Denethor>>
Denethor: Hello
Me: Hi....
Denethor: I was-
Me: Everthing in my house is fire proof, i sold my flamethrower, i dont have a fire place and before i saw you coming i threw all my matches in the sink and turned the water on. As for my lighter, i drove my car over it!
Denethor: I see, well ill just be off them, Meela's sure to be looking for me...


Nazgûl>>
Me: The hobbits went that way..

Strider>>
Me: The bathroom is down the hall to the left.

Éomer>>
Me: Come right in and stay as long as you like, prescious.

PJ>>
Me: Just shake my head at him sadly and close the door.

Tolkien Pureists>>
Me: PJ went that way>>

Boromir>>

Me: I havnt got the ring!
Boromir: What are those shiny things on your fingers?
Me: Rings.
Boromir: GIVE THEM TO ME!
Me: uh, ok, but they wont do nothin'

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 11:14 PM January 01, 2004: Message edited by: Everdawn ]