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12-13-2002, 06:49 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Lothlorien
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Dom: You know you loved it!
Billy: Loved what? Dom: *pause* You weren't paying attention!? Billy: No... Dom: Oh, neither was I...
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12-13-2002, 09:19 AM
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Join Date: May 2002
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{Billy stares at Dom. Dom stares back. Keeps going like this for many minutes.}
Billy: {starts to laugh} Dom: Ha! I told you I could beat you.! Everyone knows that us British boys rule at staring contests. Billy: No, I was laughing at you cause you have the most disgusting green glob in your teeth! Ha ha!! |
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12-14-2002, 10:08 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: A place worse then Mordor........School!
Posts: 1,075
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 How about this one?
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"There's nothing you can do, Harry... nothing... he's gone."-Remus Lupin "The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm."-Pippin (now how can you argue with that logic?) |
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12-14-2002, 11:20 AM
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
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Gríma: "I wish I had a beard like that, just look at it blow in the wind...it makes him look so impressive...I'll bet that if I had a beard like that the women would flock to me and the men would obey my every command...just look at him...I'll bet under that beard he has a weak chin..."
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12-14-2002, 11:22 AM
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Hostess of Spirits
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Meduseld
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Saruman: *yawn* Go get me some coffee, Wormtail... whoops! I mean Wormtongue.
Wormtongue: *grumble* Why did I ever let him go see that Potter movie. |
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12-14-2002, 12:54 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Completely lost track, sorry!
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Thankyou Engwaaphiel [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
this was the first thing which came to mind when I saw that pic: Saruman: I know I have but the body of a weak and feeble woman; but I have the heart of a king, and of a king of England, too. Wormtail: huh?
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"We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo. |
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12-14-2002, 03:31 PM
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
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*Saruman is singing opera*
Saruman: Joyful, joyful, we aren't joyful....*whispers to Wormtongue* Any fangirls yet? Wormtongue: Nope, but an awful lot of your orcs seemed to be entranced by your beatiful voice. Keep singing!
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12-15-2002, 07:10 AM
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Vegetable of Doom
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: London
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Wormtongue: I don't know you!
 MUAHAHAHAHA! 
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12-15-2002, 07:54 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The edge of nowhere
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"Didn't anyone ever tell you smoking can have terrible side-effects ?"
For the saruman wormtounge pic - Wormtongue : Master we have a visitor....... Saruman: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wormtongue Who is it my lord? Saruman : It's my MOTHER!!! Ok so saruman doesn't have a mother but hey!
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Estel............. Some have it more than others. "Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë! |
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12-15-2002, 07:55 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: next to the fire keeping warm
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Left: How did you get this gig?
Right: I'm not sure. I was minding my own business, ruling my kingdom when a peddler comes along. He was selling rings and I thought 'ooh nice, man-rings' so I bought one. All of a sudden I'm dressed in these drab robes and hissing and riding all over the countryside looking for some punk named Packins, I mean Purser, no wait it's...oh sh*t I forgot. Anyhoo, what's your story? Left: About the same. Want a smoke? Right: No thanks. Kinda scared of fire after what that stupid king-in-hiding did. Left: Allright, but you do know it takes care of that "sucking on lemons for a thousand years" look you've got going on.
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12-15-2002, 11:19 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Completely lost track, sorry!
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Right: Smoking will be the death of you.
Left: No, the ring was the death of me. Right: Good point.
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"We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo. |
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12-15-2002, 01:31 PM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Who wants ta know?
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"Bleeding costumes, so hot in here I can barely breath!"
"Cig?" "Don't mind if I do . . . " Don't worry if you don't get it, even I think it kind of lame. Skippy [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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Those cretins, though darn, dirty cretins. They've served me SPAM when I quite clearly said CRAM. |
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12-15-2002, 08:20 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars
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Most of my pictures don't show up, so just go here and you'll see mine.
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Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief! |
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12-16-2002, 01:54 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The edge of nowhere
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Just thought i'd post this picture ! CAPTION IT ! hehe
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Estel............. Some have it more than others. "Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë! |
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12-16-2002, 02:15 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Completely lost track, sorry!
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The Hobbits went marching four by four, hurrah, hurrah!
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"We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo. |
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12-16-2002, 02:56 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The edge of nowhere
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HEHE!
GANDALF :Now guys on three the macarana Frodo : Has he been drinking ?
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Estel............. Some have it more than others. "Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë! |
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12-16-2002, 03:30 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Texas
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Frodo: Is this floor slanted?
Sam: No, Gandalf was drunk when he took the picture.
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12-16-2002, 04:37 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Completely lost track, sorry!
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Good one Tyler.
For the Gandalf one: Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn: Gandalf! Gandalf: Greeyings! Have you shrunk since I last saw you Legolas? Aragorn: Ahh yes, an unfortunate incident involving a group of orcs and a washing machine... Legolas: *voice slightly higher than usual* Ai! Speak of it no more! For me the grief is still too near.
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"We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo. |
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12-16-2002, 08:19 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Lothlorien
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For the hobbits picture:
Sam: You expect us to wear THAT! Aragorn: It's very stylish! Pippin: But to a TEA party! Legolas: I agree with the man! Just put it on! Frodo: No! Merry: I REFUSE to wear stockings! Legolas: You won't have to! Look at me! I'm wearing it now and do i look funny! Sam: That's what you ALWAYS wear! Legolas: Exactly!
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And i know/ It's only in my mind/ That i'm talking to myself/ And not to him! |
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12-16-2002, 09:49 PM
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
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So many pics, so little time....
For Gandalf/Three Hunters pic: Gandalf: "Stayin' alive, stayin' alive, oo oo oo ah stayin aliiiiiii-i-i-iiiive!" Aragorn: "That White Leisure Robe is so Third Age, Gandalf." Gimli: "And that fairy elf dress-thingy you're wearing, Legolas, is scaring me to death." For the Four Hobbits pic: Sam: "Why are we standing in a row like this?" Frodo: "Because we look so cool and intense. So look cool and intense and stop asking me questions. I want to concentrate on looking cool and intense." Pippin: "At breakfast? Good heavens!" Merry: "Our faces are blurred out, Pip...kind of reminds me of the time we were on COPS." All Four: "Bad lads, bad lads, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?" For the Haldir pic: Haldir: "Face it, no matter how much preening you do, lady, I'll never be as cool as the hobbits or have as many fans as Legolas." Lady: "There is still hope." Hadlir: "Hope...what hope do you think I have left?" Lady: "There's always Helm's Deep." Haldir: "Go to Helm's Deep, but do not trust to hope...I have been foresaken by fans." [ December 16, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]
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12-16-2002, 09:55 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Lothlorien
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Haldir pic:
Haldir: Make me look hot! Lady: I'll try. Haldir: But you don't understand i have to look REALLY HOT!! Lady: This could take a while. **Yes that was lame i know** |
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12-17-2002, 11:48 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
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I saw part of my quote in there Diamond [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img].
Lady: Is your ear supposed to be like that? Haldir: Yes! Of course it is! Lady: Really? Haldir: YES! Lady: alright alright, only asking.
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"We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo. |
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12-17-2002, 01:55 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Texas
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Lady: My lord Haldir just look at your split ends. How many times do i have to tell you to condition your hair?
Haldir: Sorry mom
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12-17-2002, 02:10 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Taniquetil
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Lady: *thinking* What IS that thing growing out of his ear?
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12-17-2002, 02:29 PM
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Vegetable of Doom
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: London
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The hobbits (singing in deep, barbershop quartet style voices and clicking their fingers):
--------------------------------------------------------------- Dooowap doo wap pappappap dooo dooo doo doo doo doo Hobbits continue softly, while Frodo does his own little thing... Frodo: Doodoo wap wap doo dooo didoodoo! Aaaaanyway....I hope that made sense... [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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12-17-2002, 03:20 PM
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Shadow of Starlight
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: dancing among the ledgerlines...
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hey y'all, Im back! jez, 4 pages of captions have passed...
Haldir: *mutter mutter* Typical...bet that bleeding dwarf doesnt have to have this much bloomin makeup on, its embarrasing...ha, he has to have that asthma treatment though...breaths so damn loud, itd put anyone of their lembas...*mutter mutter* sorry, its been a while ok?
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12-17-2002, 03:25 PM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Buckland
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I have one for the previous one:
"I'm Tired!" "I'm Hungry!" "My Feet Hurt!" "I got to go to the bathroom!"
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Merry;) |
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12-18-2002, 06:39 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Lothlorien
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Haldir (while looking in mirror): Am i supposed to be an elf!!!
Lady: yeah, yeah, cool your ears!
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And i know/ It's only in my mind/ That i'm talking to myself/ And not to him! |
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12-18-2002, 09:04 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The only place that matters!
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Hair stylist lady person: You WHAT?!?!? That certainly didn't happen in the book!
Haldir: Yea no kidding! y'all know what I'm talkin about... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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"I love you more than I did the week before, I discovered alcohol" - Bare Naked Ladies |
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12-18-2002, 09:05 PM
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Join Date: May 2002
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Ok, new pic time!!! (I just found this one.)
 Billy (in funny accent): This is part of my SECOND breakfast. You see what I did there? I combined the movie and real life together! {Anyone who has seen the behind the scenes stuff on the extended version of FOTR would get that. Lol. I love that part.) |
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12-18-2002, 09:07 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: US
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Last edited by Aragorn2002; 04-15-2011 at 03:15 AM. |
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12-19-2002, 01:51 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Texas
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Billy: I have my whiskey and thats all I care about and for the fifth time Orlando its a KILT.
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12-19-2002, 02:08 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Hey Diamond! Your Haldir one was HILARIOUS! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Billy: And this is where I drink my morning whiskey... [ December 19, 2002: Message edited by: TolkienGurl ]
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Hopes fail. An end comes. We have only a little time to wait now. We are lost in ruin and downfall and there is no escape. -Frodo My Livejournal |
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12-19-2002, 09:12 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The only place that matters!
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Billy: Ooooh girl I gotta shave my legs...
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"I love you more than I did the week before, I discovered alcohol" - Bare Naked Ladies |
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12-19-2002, 11:39 PM
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
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Thanks, TolkienGurl. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] I say it never hurts to mix and match quotes. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
Billy: "Oh sure the world is black and white now, but after a glass of whiskey everything will burst into brilliant color. And then the munchkins mob me and scream 'You're the coolest hobbit ever!'...but that's a different story. Cheers!"
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12-21-2002, 06:04 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Lothlorien
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Billy: *starts singing* Oh never oh never oh never again if i live to one hundred or one hundred and ten i fell to the ground and i couldn't get up after drinking a pint of that Johnny Jump Up!
~For those of you who don't know, Johnny Jump Up is a song by Gaelic Storm...~
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And i know/ It's only in my mind/ That i'm talking to myself/ And not to him! |
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12-22-2002, 09:39 PM
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
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 Frodo: "Hold on! I just want to count your teeth!" Gollum: "Teeth, precious? But we only has six!" [ January 02, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]
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12-23-2002, 09:00 AM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: between a hard and a rocky place
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Frodo: Sam's mine, Gollum. You're just gonna have to find your own boyfriend!
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