taking over the world

[Ainaserkewen]

I'd love to run the world! I'd fix all the problems and heal all the hurts. But I'd have to have someone to slap me if I got too power hungry.
I think I'd start small, with hobbits and show them wonderful technology and become their leader. Then the dwarves and show them how happy the hobbits are(already are, whatever) and word will spread to men and they'll want my friendship, and once I rule them, I'll speak to the remaining elves and get them to join. Elves, Men, Dwarves and Hobbits, whole will dare oppose me? No one, because I'll invite them to join my commonwealth.