101 Things Barrow-Downers Would Never Post

[Diamond18]

Squatter: "Poetry? Like, as in, 'Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got the flu...'? Or something like that... No, I'm not really into that. But I guess Tolkien wasn't a very good poet. I mean, like, his stuff was kind of 'trite', or at least that's what I've heard people say. I dunno. Whatever."

Bill Ferny: "What if Tolkien had never been born, and you had lived back then (like, whenever that was) and you got the idea for hobbits, do you think you'd end up writing LotR, or something else?"

Bethberry: "A-lit-er-a-tion...huh?" *scratches head*

Rimbaud: "Hair...'style'...? Uh...nah. I just take a knife to it if it gets in my eyes."

Estelyn: "I think 'RPG' stands for 'Rotten Peeled Grapes', or something. Either that or 'Random Posts = Great!'"

burrahobbit: "I've decided to major in oration and minor in theology. What do you think?"

The Barrow-Wight: "Announcement: I've decided to redecorate the BD...what do you think of a light teal background with a deep violet for text and salmon pink for links? And I'm changing the name to 'The Bunny Downs'."

Lush: "I have no sense of humor, and I detest anything that even remotely resembles facetiousness. And if you make any jokes about me I'll leave and never come back, and I mean that. Totally. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] Do you see that? It's a frown, it means I'm deeply unhappy and dead serious."