101 Things Barrow-Downers Would Never Post

[Kuruharan]

Hmm, I need to come down to the bowels of the site more often...

Kuruharan: William the Conqueror was a slim, trim, fair-minded philanthropist.

Oh, I don't know Squatter. Back in his younger days he was quite the fit, virile and active bloodthirsty, petty despot. It was only later in life that he became a corpulent, cantankerous, and lazy bloodthirsty, powerful ruler.

Kuruhuran: The more predictable a story is, the better I like it.

I might say that some days. I like my ruts right where they are sometimes. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Squatter: I would never bring up obscure historical materials to validate my points.

(Oh wait, no, my bad! That's me.)