101 Things Barrow-Downers Would Never Post

[Lush]

Ok, now that I'm done laughing...The one thing my German "beau" would NEVER say is: "Oh dear Lush, I can't go on without you. Here's the money for your plane ticket. Let's get married and raise three beautiful children together here in Nordrhein Westfalen, ja!" *sigh*
Well, despite whatever soccer-playing or eyeliner-wearing vermin I may yet become entangled with after I am done getting over the current one, Squatter will always have a special place in my heart. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
And here is an attempt to stay on-topic:

Lothiriel Silmarien: "Nah, you don't look good. At all. I'm unimpressed. And British accents? Eeew."

mark12_30: "Play in a band? Who? Me? Puh-leeze! What a waste of time!"

burrahobbit: "I'm, like, a total workaholic!"

burrahobbit: "I think that joining a frat would make my life complete."

littlemanpoet: "Do you know what Middle Earth lacks? Brothels! What do those poor Elves do for fun?"