101 Things Barrow-Downers Would Never Post

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Tarien Ithil – I hate bubbly people, they really get on my nerves! Why can’t Barrow-Wight just ban GladarieloftheOlden and Nilual so they will NEVER ever come back!

Hehehe... *pops idea*
Tarien Ithil: I will become a hermit. I am never speaking to you people again. This place is just so dull!

GladarieloftheOlden – Did you know I only spend 5 minutes on Barrow-Downs?

*new idea*
Niluial: I will now procede to spell Galadriel's name correctly! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] (Just kidding Nil, I don't mind.)

(GladarieloftheOlden says: Helky likes Niluial, Helky likes Niluial) Helky replies: Ewww…. I hate Niluial, she is so stupid! Me this marvellous person… like her? You must be joking!!

Me: Helka? Like Niluial? What the heck are you talking about? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

~Menelien

[Hirilaelin]

A few for our darling Helky... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Helka: I love you all, you're such dear kind people, I would never insult any of you!

Helka: Bethberry! Let me give you a hand! Can I help you in any way?

Helka: *in stern voice* Now, really, this isn't on topic! Get right back to it, or I'm alerting the Barrow Wight!

Helka: Spelling is very important you know... I pride myself on always having perfect spelling!

Helka: *blushing* Oh no, I'm really a no-body. Oh please stop, all this attention is really embarassing me!

[Galadrie1]

Since it seems to be pick on Helka day (or maybe week.. or month... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]) I guess I'll take a turn, too. This is inspired by our lovely chats on MSN:

Helka: RPing? What? Who cares! I'm never gonna RP in my life! I mean, it takes soooo much time... I have a life you know! I think everyone else should see my way, too. Nobody else should start RPing.... Ever!

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Me: no really, I'm just like I am here when I'm alive... not dull at all, certainly. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

~Menelien

Edit: or...
Either myself or Sophia: I've got perfect sleep patterns, really. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

[ May 19, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

[The Saucepan Man]

Iarwain: Morality? Well, it's very black and white really. No point in getting into a deep discussion about it.

Legolas: Tolkien's letters have absolutely nothing to add to our understanding of Tolkien's works.

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

Saucepan Man- I'm all for censorship... Don't let the little brats read what they want to, they might develop into free thinking individuals. *shudders*

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Sorry Saucy, I know it's utterly horrifying, but I couldnt stop myself.

Menelien- you ought to add Mr. Saucepan Man to the list about irregular sleep habits as well... it's quarter till four in his timezone, is it not?!

[Niluial]

Niluial: I will now proceed to spell Galadriel's name correctly! (Just kidding Nil, I don't mind.)

Oh my word!!! I cant believe this.. Galadriel whom is only one of my best buddies on Barrow-Downs… I CANT EVEN SPELL HER NAME CORECTLY!! The sorrow.. the shame!!

Sophia the Thunder Mistress: MOMMY!! (runs in moms bedroom crying) the thunder is scaring me!!

Barrow-Wight: (goes on hands and knees) my fellow chat.. *ahem* forum buddies… you are all so amazing and I am in aww of all of you (starts kissing Helky’s feet, and worshiping him)!!! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Niluial: Now that I have spelled Galad's name right, I will spell 'awe' right! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Sophia: Whah? RPGs? I ain' in no RPGs, you @#$%ing friek! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

~Menelien

[Niluial]

Niluial: Now that I have spelled Galad's name right, I will spell 'awe' right!

Hey!!!! No fair!! I can spell I just don’t like to spell correctly!!

GaladarieloftheOlden: Niluial always spells everything right… she is just perfect in everyway!!

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Nil: No, I would never make fun of somebody who is trying to help me with my spelling. You see, I hold it too dear for that type of thing. ( [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]) By the way, you put 'every way' in one word. *clicks tongue*

Saucepan Man: Saucepans? What saucepans?

Estelyn: My avatar, it's from that movie, what was it, Shirk? Or was it Shork? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

~Menelien

[ May 20, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

[Niluial]

Oh GaladrieloftheOlden I am going to get you back for this [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] someday somehow!!

(GaladrieloftheOlden singing) My heart is alive with the sound of music….. I hate Enimen (sorry don’t know you spell Enimen…?? I don’t!!) like I did before!!!

GaladrielofthOlden:Me hyper.. you must be joking!! I have never been hyper in my life!

Niluial: Galadriel could yo

GaladrieloftheOlden: no..

Niluial: bu..

GaladrieloftheOlden: NO!!!! SHUT THE *$@!* UP!! Niluial I have no time for people like you!!

[ May 20, 2003: Message edited by: Niluial ]

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

(GaladrieloftheOlden singing) My heart is alive with the sound of music…..

*shudderturnsgreenshudder* That was very acurate, Nil... [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] *retch* [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

aragornreborn: There is no one truth.

Me: Gone With the Wind? His Dark Materials? What the f***?

~Menelien

Edit: My spelling has clearly been affected by Niluial's posts [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Edit2: Me: Niluial is bad. Niluial is terrible. [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Edit3: Me: Overuse smilies? Me? I think you're talking about the wrong Galadriel here...

[ May 20, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

[Niluial]

Edit: My spelling has clearly been affected by Niluial's posts
You are evil!!!!

ME: So Helky what is your motto? Mine is never waist my time watching LotR!!

Helky: Oh mine is “I live to please EVERYONE!! If everyone ells is happy, I am happy!!

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Helka: Cussing? Who, me? *innocent smile*

Sharku: Bootleg=Cool

~Menelien

[Hirilaelin]

Lush: I have absulutely nothing to say on this subject.

Helka: *huggles*

[Helkahothion]

OMG quote mayhem:

Helka: I love you all, you're such dear kind people, I would never insult any of you!

Helka: Bethberry! Let me give you a hand! Can I help you in any way?

Helka: *blushing* Oh no, I'm really a no-body. Oh please stop, all this attention is really embarassing me!

Helky: Oh mine is “I live to please EVERYONE!! If everyone ells is happy, I am happy!!

Helka: Cussing? Who, me? *innocent smile*

Helka: *huggles*

It is surprising how bad you people know me. I have said those things a couple of times. I really do want to help. And about making people happy, I try always to cheer up in my own little way. And I am so gay that I have said huggles about a million times [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] And if you only knew how many times I blushed. Oh I'm getting too much carried away.

GOTO: Smileys? Nah, stupid useless things.

[Hirilaelin]

It is surprising how bad you people know me. I have said those things a couple of times. I really do want to help. And about making people happy, I try always to cheer up in my own little way. And I am so gay that I have said huggles about a million times And if you only knew how many times I blushed. Oh I'm getting too much carried away.

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Oh Helky, we all love you! Sweet, kind, innocent... THEN AN EVIL, SARCASTIC, JERK!!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] (Schizophrenic, I tell you...) But naw, we really do love you. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

[Helkahothion]

Gosh. Thanks. And now cut it out! You're making me blush damnit.

*blushes*

Greetings,

Anuion

[Hirilaelin]

*giggles wildly at a job well done*

Helka: Writing is so pointless. I mean, really! I'd rather just watch reruns of Loony Tunes,l that's high art.

[ May 20, 2003: Message edited by: Hirilaelin ]

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

GOTO: Smileys? Nah, stupid useless things.

Ahem... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Hehe...

Everybody posting on this thread: Helka? Who's Helka? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

~Menelien

[Amanaduial the archer]

Nah, Helka is mijn Engel. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

[Hirilaelin]

Well mymsie, you can at least control him. We, on the other hand... Not a chance! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[Bêthberry]

Lush: "I am ever so thrilled to see this thread develope into a chat conversation. Really, I have myself so often in the past taken such a flippant attitude toward the discussion style of the Downs. I shall certainly have to hold myself back from posting chatishly here."

[ May 20, 2003: Message edited by: Bêthberry ]

[VanimaEdhel]

Diamond18 - "I say it's duck season and I say 'fire'!"

Actually that's something I would say...randomly too.

Bethberry: So I was like okay! But then she started getting all "what the dilly yo?" You know? So, getting back to our conversation about totally hot guys...topic? Oh it was about the Vala? Huh? Wuzzat?

Hopefully anyone here: so bout Tokin...hoo's Tokin? I thot dis wuz a discushon uv subwa's. newho: wut's w/ all da old-fashoned stuf? cudn't dey jus us ther cel fones and crs 4 all dat?

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

*convulse* [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Oddwen: Middle Earth MayheM? What? And what's this "Disco King" fad...?
Pio and/or Child of the 7th Age: RPG? What's it stand for?

~Menelien

[Tarien Ithil]

Whoa!!….nearly this whole page has been dedicated to…….Nil’s bad spelling mistakes!! (which is beginning to affect certain people) [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] *nudges GaladrieloftheOlden* [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[Tarien Ithil]

Give a round of applause to….Nil!! The Queen of Spelling! Just ask her a word and….poof! She’ll spell it for you! C’mon every one! Give her a hand! *drum rolls and trumpets*
Oh, and how can we forget her faithful sidekick, GaladrieloftheOlden!!
*more drum rolls and trumpets*

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Lol, but I think we're going off topic a bit... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
Tarien Ithil: Humor? What? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

~Menelien

Edit: Can't spell my own name right... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[ May 21, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

[Lyra Greenleaf]

Durelin: Wheel of Time stinks!

Niluial: Lyra I hate you. Go away! (Please never say that!)

Helka: Elves shmelves. I'm a Hobbit type of guy.

Galadrieloftheolden: I have no time for the BDs. Nope, never.

Pio: Oh just STOP BOTHERING ME!

The Ruling Ring: Oh, I'm always around. It's that Galadriel girl keeps disappearing!

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

BW: Soap is cool, like totally so! *shudder* [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Lyra- Forgive my ignorance, but who was Phillip Pullman? Was it that dude who made it round the globe on a boat first? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

~Menelien

[Lyra Greenleaf]

Lyra- Forgive my ignorance, but who was Phillip Pullman? Was it that dude who made it round the globe on a boat first?

Interesting! I was actually trying to think up one for myself (OK, sad I know) but couldn't. I just don't think I'm stereotypical enough. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[Niluial]

Aww… everyone is kind too me!! They all just love to RUB IT IN MY FACE!! That I cannot spell Galadriel… hehehe

Lyra: Hobbits suck!!

GaladrieloftheOlden: Bye everyone I have no time to sit and have stupid Tolkien discussion with people like you. Oh by the way Tolkien is all made up it does not exist soo naaa (A huge tornado comes and sucks up every Tolkien book, every Tolkien thing, sucks up EVERYTHING that has to do with Tolkien including Barrow-Downs and the Barrow-Wight!! Hehe)

Tarien Ithil: I hate people who come from Australia!!

[Lyra Greenleaf]

I think you are right about that. I could not come up with a single one about you.

Told you [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

[Amanaduial the archer]

I recognise about three words of that. BW, Mithadan, and een- a. Well, its gotta be something bad, because I know you wouldnt say anything bad about Mithadan, your 'beschmengel' or however you spelt it.

[Lyra Greenleaf]

I really do hope you wouldn't say that Helka. That's terrible.
PS, what is a hackle? Is that bad translation?

Durelin: Eeew! Stop posting battle scenes. I hate blood. Oh, love you Helka!
Helka: Love you too!

(What is with you two anyway?)

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Lyra: I am a shieldmaiden with blonde hair and blue eyes... nope, no stereotypes there! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

~Menelien

[Maegaladiel]

Sophia the Thunder Mistress- Middle Earth? That is like, Soooooo last tuesday.

Pio- Now why on earth would I want to be a Shire Mod when I could be writing endless odes of my extreme love for Legolas???

ANY BARROWDOWNER- There is more to life than Tolkien.

ANY BARROWDOWNER- Tolkien was an average writer.

ANY BARROWDOWNER- TOLKIEN IS CORRUPTING THE MINDS OF OUR NATION'S YOUNG PEOPLE! HOBBITS ARE EVIL!

[ May 22, 2003: Message edited by: Maegaladiel ]

[Helkahothion]

PS, what is a hackle? Is that bad translation?

Durelin: Eeew! Stop posting battle scenes. I hate blood. Oh, love you Helka!
Helka: Love you too!

(What is with you two anyway?)

Yes it is a bad translation. I did not know which word it is meant to be. That is why I hate those internet translators.

Durelin and I like each other. We just have a very weird way to expres it. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Greetings,

Anuion

[Helkahothion]

Care to send me a PM Helka?

No need, it is just a example of things I would not say to you. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Greetings,

Anuion

[Maikadilwen]

There is more to life than Tolkien.

Ah, but there is! There is E.A. Poe! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

HOBBITS ARE EVIL!

They are! Those nassty hobbitses.... Just look at what they did to my Sauron and poor Gollum. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] Darn critters!


Helkahothion: No more chit-chat, small-talk or off-topic posts. From now on I'll only be posting serious discussions in Books about why both Men and Orcs are so much greater than Elves.