Typos (or: Is it a Freudian slip?)

[Elróthiel]

In hobbbit disguise

And ANOTHER rare species! Almost as rare as that honnit and that hoobit! Three similar rare species! The hobbbit, the hoobit, and the honnit. All rather similar to their not so rare cousins, the hobbits.
Honnits tend to have very thin, black legs, while sporting a nice pair of bee-wings on their backs.
Hoobits tend to wear shoes. Mostly boots.
Hobbbits tend to hold their consonants for a longer time than the others, and are almost indistinguishable from hobbits.
If you should perchance be talking to a hobbbit, run away quickly, for any sign of laughter on your part will be challenged as a mickey taking of the speech of this unusual creature!

Namarié!
From
Elróthiel, the Elven Goddess of Hilariosity and Laughter!