LET'S DO INTERVIEWS!!!

[Meela]

I: right…. now, there have been people saying that the two of you shouldn’t have been part of the fellowship-

(Aragorn looks the other way)

I: indeed, they said that you were too, er…. stupid to be of any use to the quest….

M: what the…!!!!

(Aragorn tries to sneak out the door)

M: ARAGORN!!!

A: what? I was, er…. going to the, er…. toilet!

(Merry jumps on Aragorn, but is pulled off by the security guards before he can do any real damage. He is eventually forced outside)

I: so, Pippin…. Were you at all upset by your portrayal as the, er…. “stupid one”?

P: huh? Who said that?

I: well, various people- (nods discreetly in Aragorn’s direction)

(10 minutes pass)

P: oh……..

(Pippin jumps on Aragorn. The security guards drag him away to join Merry)

P (on his way out): I’ll get you for this, ranger!!


(sorry its so long, but its unbreak-down-able)