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03-18-2003, 11:03 AM
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Wight
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Somewhere above earth cause people say i should come down to it
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Take a scene from the movie and go wild!
Take a scene from the movie and totally twist it to make it really funny.
Treebeard: Little ocrs, Burraroom! Merry: ???? were not orcs, were hobbits you over grown weed! Treebeard: Weed I am no weed! I am an ent! Pippin: Excuse me, may I use one of your leaves to fill my pipe? Treebeard: Now don't be hasty, little orc. Merry: Right were orcs that wear elvish cloaks, civilized clothes, eat lembas, and look not a thing like little orcs. This trees been smokin a little to much weed! Pippin: Good show, may I have a go? ok then, um..... ah..... er.... your ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Merry and Treebeard:......................... Pippin: Hah! that was a good one right Merry? What? your looking at me as if I said something realy stupid! Treebeard:*shakes head* The is no word in elvish, entish or the tongues of men for this stupidity. *starts squeezing Pippin* Merry: Harder! Harder!...I mean stop it were hobbits halfling shirefolk! Treebeard: are all hobbits a dull of a blade as him? Merry: Nope. Just him. Why do you think we sent him on this journey! Treebeard: What about you? Merry: It was my turn to watch him when we met Frodo & Sam, so I got stuck with him. Pippin: Oh yah well....um....ah....er....ah....um....Im Yrch!! (Im an Orc!) Merry and Treebeard:..........................Dont try talking in elvish.
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03-18-2003, 11:39 AM
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Princess of Skwerlz
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Sounds like this idea belongs on the Mayhem forum - moving it there...
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03-18-2003, 12:01 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The World That Never Was
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Heehee, very funny, as soon as I think of a good one, I'll be back!
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03-18-2003, 01:16 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Scene: Mines of Moria, bridge of Khazad Dum. The Balrog has fallen into the pit, and Gandalf is holding on for dear life.
Gandalf: You see, Aragorn, I told you that this foe was beyond any of you. Aragorn: *looking uncertain as to what to do* Uh, yeah, you're right. Gandalf: And remember, Frodo, I said that against some I have not been tested. I guess I didn't do so well on this test. Frodo: *being held back loosely by Boromir* Uh, yeah, I guess not. Gandalf: This is probably your fault, Fool of a Took! Pippin: What did I do?! Gandalf: (still hanging on for dear life) You were the one who alerted the entire Mine to our presence with your tom foolery. Pippin: Now wait just a second! Tom wasn't a fool, and he wasn't even in this movie! You leave him out of it. Gandalf: Fool of a Took! I wasn't refering to Bombadil! Boromir: *ducking arrows as he speaks* Umm, Gandalf, you are kind of ruining a dramatic moment! Gandalf: Am I now? Legolas: Yes, actually you are. Gandalf: Oh, well, I just want to say one more thing! Rest of fellowship: Get on with it! Gandalf: Fly, you fools! *proceeds to fall* Scene returns to normal.
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03-18-2003, 01:23 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Arizona
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*giggles insanely*
(Council of Elrond. Frodo puts the ring on the table in the center. Everyone looks amazed and they all have their say about how it should be destroyed. Boromir stands.) Boromir: "It is a gift; a gift to the foes of Mordor. Why not use this ring? Long has my father, the Steward of Gondor, kept the forces of Mordor at bay. By the blood of our people are your lands kept safe! Let Gondor have the weapon of the Enemy! Let us use it against him!" Everyone with the exception of Aragorn: "Ooh, hey that's not a bad idea, guys. How 'bout we do that?" Aragorn: "Hey, whoa, whoa! What happened to the whole 'Sauron is the only one who can use it' thing?" (Everyone stares blankly at him.) Gandalf: "Get with the times, Aragorn. This is the Third Age." Legolas: "No, he's right! See, it says here in the script...." (Everyone pulls out miniature versions of the script.) Everyone: "Ohhhh... right then. Let's try it again from the top." Boromir: *muttering* "A bunch of idiots, the whole lot of them."
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03-19-2003, 08:00 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: In a very cold place....
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I have a very short one:
(GANDALF is hanging of the bridge of khazad dum) GANDLAF: I can't fly you fools. (In BAG END) FRODO: I can't read the firey letters. What do they say? GANDALF: Insert finger here.
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03-19-2003, 11:39 AM
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Wight
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Somewhere above earth cause people say i should come down to it
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Heres one I thought up on a 5 hour drive yesterday.
Gandalf: You cannot Pass! Balrog: Why not? Gandalf: Because...um, er ah......Because you didn't answer my riddle! Balrog: Ok, shoot. Gandalf: Why did the Balrog cross the Bridge? Balrog: to totally incinerate the fellowship, steal the ring and get a cup of shugar. Gandalf: Gasp! How did you know? Balrog: just a guess, now may I please pass? Gandalf: I am a sevant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of Arnor, the dark fire will not avail you flame of Undun! Balrog: what does that have to do with letting me pass? Gandalf: Beats me it was in the script. *Balrog getting annoyed* Balrog: Give me a break. Gandalf: Ok. *Gandalf breaks bridge and Balrrog falls, but gets Gandalf with his whip.* Gandalf: Aragorn! Legolas! Come over here and help! Legolas and Aragorn: Can't. Gandalf: WHAT???? Why not? Aragorn: Cause it says on page, 372 that you fall. *Aragorn walks over and kicks Gandalf off ledge and Gandalf falls.*
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03-19-2003, 03:01 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: The Old Forest
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lol [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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03-20-2003, 11:01 AM
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Wight
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Somewhere above earth cause people say i should come down to it
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Faramir: Bind there hands.
Frodo: Nooo! Faramir: yes! Frodo: no Faramir: YES! Frodo: NO! Faramir: Yes! Frodo: Yes! Faramir: No! Sam: Well, you heard him! Faramir: gag the little beasts as well. Frodo: But you said no!? Faramir:Shut up! Does it matter? I say yes now! Sam: So "yes" to letting us go? *smoke starts pouring out of Faramir's ears and nose* Frodo: I think we should go. Sam: Alright, but just this once. *goes to Henneth Anon* Faramir: My men tell me you are orc spies. Sam: how did they guess it with our discusses!?!?!? *Frodo elbows him real hard* Sam: Ok i'll shut up. Faramir: Speak! Frodo: We are hobbits of the shire. Frodo Baggins is my name. Faramir: Who are you? his bodyguard? Sam: His Gardener. Faramir: You don't say, well maybe you could help me. You see I got these weeds in my gar-..... Frodo: Its really important that you let us go. Faramir: As I was saying..... Sam: If you let us go I'll.... Faramir: Silence! The Gardener shall go to Gondor! Sam: Now what do we do? Frodo: I don't know get your shovel. Sam: Give in just like that? Frodo: No! Hit him over the head with it and run! *Frodo feels an arm on his shoulder.* Faramir: you must come with me. *Sam, Frodo and Faramir go to ledge with gollum below* Faramir: To enter the fobiden pool bears the penalty of death! Gollum: Rock and pool is nice and cool so juicy sweeeeeeet! ugh, what we givesss for a grill to cook nice fishessssss on! Faramir: Shall I shot? Sam: Don't mind if you do. *gets elbowed real hard by Frodo.* Sam: Uuuugh....ow. Frodo: Wait! He is are guide! please let me go down to him. Gollum: Ugh, its so slimy, wheres a fork I wonder? Frodo: Smeagol! Gollum: go away im eating, Darn telemarketers! Frodo: Smeagol you must come with me! Gollum: No! Dinner first! *Frodo pauses a moment and thinks* Frodo: For a limited time offer, you can get this SHINY new Grill! Comes with stand, grill, and um, a lifetime supply of fish! Gollum: Where isss it!!!!!!!!!! Itsss ourss it isssss!!!!!!! Frodo: come over here and see this luxurious Grill! *Gollum rushes over and gets cought.* Faramir: Where were you leading them. Answer! Gollum: Actually at the moment I was taking them to a good spot with a lot of herbs, veggies, and watermelon! Faramir: Really! say, what do you usually use is cabbage stew? Gollum: Cabbage. Faramir: Extrodinary, you know, I would have never thought of it! Gollum: ...........................Stupid fat Gardener. Faramir: Do you cook a lot? Gollum: O yes, but Frodo there, He won the grand cook award. Jerk! He stole it form Us! *latter on by Sam and Frodo* Faramir: so this is the answer to all the riddle. Here I am with two halflings, and a host of men at my call, with the grandest cook awarded within my graspe! Frodo: NO!!!!! Sam: Don't you understand! he's going to mordor! to the mountain of fire. To challenge the Dark cook of the almond ring! Faramir: Gasp!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Faramir: We must go to Gondor! *at osgiliath Nazgul appears Frodo runs upon bridge* Frodo: Foul Nazcook of Sourcook! I challenge you or leave! Nazcook: Fine! *Frodo and Nazcook both wip together gormet meals. Faramir and Sam Judge* Faramir: Gasp..........Nazcook take a breathmint, Your blackbreath stinks! Nazcook: sorry. Frodo: Well who wins? Sam and Faramir: Well *gulp* Frodo we ahve to give it to you. Sorry Nazcook, you should have used Rosemary not Thyme.
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03-20-2003, 11:02 AM
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Wight
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Somewhere above earth cause people say i should come down to it
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Saruman: We must join with him Gandalf. We must join with Sauron.
Gandalf: Sure. Saruman: um..ah....er..oiy. Gandalf: Whats the matter? I said yes aren't you happy? Saruman: You were supposed to say no! Gandalf: Oh so you want me to go around with 4 half pints, a gimpy dwarf, the stupidest blonde elf there ever was, A man who is so obsessed with rings he got his nose pierced, another man who actually can stand to be around Arwen even after she took Glofindel and locked him up, AND A DANCING BANANA!!!! Saruman: uau...um....arh...where did the dancing banana come in? Gandalf: It does matter where the dancing banana came in!!!!!!! *Saruman getting sick and tired of listening to Gandalf start rolling his eyes and picks up his staff* Saruman: just SHUT UP!!!! *Gandalf goes flying against wall and staff battle begins* Gandalf: If I beat you.... You'll have the curse of the dancing Banana!!!! Saruman: NOOOOOO!!!!! *Gandalf is totally whoped and Saruman locks him away*
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03-20-2003, 01:06 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there...
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Legolas:
A red sun rises. Blood has been spilled this night. [The sound of horses comes to their ears. Aragorn quickly gets them to hide behind some boulders. A large group of horse-men appears, galloping quickly with their banners flying. Aragorn comes out of hiding as they pass, followed by Legolas and Gimli.] Aragorn: Riders of Rohan! What news from the Mark? [At a signal from Eomer at the lead, the riders make a quick turn and head towards them, surrounding them in an ever-tightening circle. As they stop, they point their long umbrellas menacingly at them.] Eomer: What business does an elf, a man, and a dwarf have in the Riddermark? Speak quickly! Gimli: Give me your name, horsemaster, and I shall give you my grandfather's. Eomer: [He dismounts his horse, and steps towards Gimli.] I would chop off your head wth my deadly umbrella, Dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground. [Legolas, in a lightning fast move, points an arrow at Eomer.] Legolas: You would die before your pants fell! (Errrm...sorry. That was a Lord of the Pants reference.) [The riders all point their spears closer to the travelers. Aragorn pushes down Legolas’ arm.] Aragorn: I'm Aragorn, son of Ara-horn. This is Gimli, son of Gloin, son of Groin *waits for sniggers to pass*, and Legolas, from the Woodland realm. *improvizing* Uhhh...we are friends of Rohan and of....I'm real bad with names, sorry...uhh.....its King. Eomer: Thйoden no longer recognizes friend from foe. [He takes helmet off.] Not even his own boyf...er, kin. Yes, I had to type that, yes, I know it's perverted, no, I don't particularly want to delete it. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [ March 20, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]
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03-20-2003, 08:39 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Saruman: They will find the ring, and kill the one that carries it.
Gandy: Frodo! He rushes towards a door, which slams in his face. He gives Sorry a triumphant look and dashes towards another. That also closes. To the left, same story. To the right, same story. Trap doors, cupboard doors, hidden doors, doggy doors, doors within doors, closet doors, all are closed on his face. S: We must join with him, Gandalf. We must join with the Interior Decorator of Doom. G: Tell me, friend. When did Saruman the fool go from madness to wisdom? Both: Ahh!! *high five* Me brother and I love that scene...we make fun of it a lot. Also- "Welcome to Rivendell, Mistur Baggins." "It's Agent Smith! Run!" I've got a few more, somewhere. We're always MSTing movies. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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03-22-2003, 06:00 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Okay, this one's really pathetic but here goes...
*The Council of Elrond is in progress* Elrond: The Ring must be destroyed. Legolas: Yeah you tell 'em Agent Smith. Frodo: Aren't you the actor who dies in Black Hawk Down? Sam: (from his hiding place) Yeah! I saw you in it! Legolas: I wasn't in it! Erm...I mean, I wasn't in the 2nd half! Pathetic eh? I know.
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03-26-2003, 10:30 PM
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Wight
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Somewhere above earth cause people say i should come down to it
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Hama: I cannot alow you before Thoeden king so armed, Gandalf Greyham, by orders of, Grime Wormtongue.
Gandalf: Care for a pint? Hama:???? What? It comes in pints? Gandalf: well, yes, but you've got all of half already. Hama:How did yo-...what?..........Do not! *Gandalf sees Hamas weakness* Gandalf: Sarumans army is bread for one purpose, to destroy the world of Pints!!!! Hama: Very well. Go get em' Gandalf. *Proceeds into Meduseld.* Gandalf: The curtesy of our hall has lessed of late, Theoden Prince. Theoden: When last I looked, Theoden, not Gandalf was king of Rohan. Gandalf: When last you looked......How many decades ago are we talking? Theoden: well erm um lets see, lets not go into detail, Im king! Wormtongue: Thats a lie. Theoden: Whats a lie? Wormtongue: Gandalf the grey is come, he is a hareld to woe, hes not welcome. Theoden: Wormtongue if your stupid enough to be the bad guy when the bad guys always lose, your probably stupid enough to contest Gandalf. Wormtongue: Late is the hour in which conjurer choses to appear. Laspell I name him Ill news. Gandalf: Be silent! keep your forked tongue behind your teeth, I have not passsed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm, deranged mind, butt ugly orc, spawn of Arwen, pimply nosed, and dumb as a blonde elf. Legolas: I resent that statement! Wormtongue: Sticks and stone may break my bones but names will never hurt me! *Wormtongue starts balling.*
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03-27-2003, 05:58 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Splashing around in Galadriel's Mirror
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GANDALF: You cannot pass!!!!!
BALROG: (starts whining) but whyyyyyyy?? GANDALF: Because I said so. BALROG: Puhleeeese??? GANDALF: Ok, but only if you take that fool of a took, he's really been annoying me.. BALROG: NO! He's ugly!! PIPPIN: I resent that... *Gandalf turns around to scold Pippin, only to trip on his own staff, falling into the abyss * BALROG: Wait I'll save you!!!! (promptly dives off bridge) GANDALF: Wait!!! You cannot fly you fool!!!
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04-02-2003, 05:58 PM
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Aragorn and Arwen on the bridge in Imaldris..
Arwen: Do you remember when we first met? Aragorn: Yes. We were on the beach and you were in that very small bikini.....*pause* no wait! that was my dream! |
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04-03-2003, 09:19 AM
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Ash of Orodruin
Join Date: Jan 2003
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When Arwen is on one side of the ford with ringwraiths acroos:
Ringwraiths: Give him to us! Arwen: *swings up sword* If you want him, bribe me! *The ringwraiths throw a wallet across the river. Arwen dumps frodo and leaves.* Himaran [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] |
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04-03-2003, 11:29 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2003
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These are great, give me time to think up my own!
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04-03-2003, 01:20 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there...
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Lol! I just had one 10 minutes ago, but I forgot it AND I'm still in school and in danger of being caught if I stay on the BDs much longer. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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04-06-2003, 08:11 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: GONDOR!!
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Wow...deja-vu all over again (with the school-computers thing)! Anyways, this one's based more from the book but oh well...
*gandalf knocks on door* Frodo: GO AWAY!!!! Gandalf: I BEG your pardon?!?! Frodo: OH! Sorry! I thought you were Lobelia... Gandalf: Nevermind that! Where's me precio- uhh, I mean, where's the ring? Frodo: what ring? I have TONS of rings! Gandalf: THE ring...Bilbo's ring frodo: oh. Bilbo's ring. Why? Gandalf: when Bilbo left you the ring, he knew little of what responsibility he was bestowing upon you- Frodo: what responsibility? Gandalf: He left you something really powerful Frodo: really? what? Gandalf: The Ring Frodo: oh. what's so special about a little magic ring? Gandalf: THE Ring. And it's very powerful Frodo: what's so powerful about one tiny ring? lots of people have rings! Gandalf: how many people have The Ring? Frodo: I dunno? Gandalf: Like I said, The One Ring is a very powerful weapon frodo: what can 'One Ring' do? Gandalf: it's THE One Ring. and it can do Great evil Frodo: Ohhhhh...I still don't get it Gandalf: AAAAAAARG!!!!!!!THE ONE RING! WHAT'S NOT TO GET ABOUT THE ONE RING?! *frodo raises eyebrow* Gandalf: You kno...Sauron's ring...oh never mind! This might help: *recites ring poem* frodo: Huh? What's Mordor? gandalf: don't speak of such evils! Frodo: *shrug* Gandalf: Now, where's precio-uuhh...I mean, where's The Ring? Frodo:*narrows eyes* Why?! Gandalf: oh be reasonable! I'm not trying to take it from you!!! Frodo: if you say so... *takes out envelope* Gandalf: Right. *grabs envelope, tosses into fire* Frodo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!PRECIOUS!!!!Uhhh...I mean, what'd you do that for?! Gandalf: be quiet and watch! *takes ring out of fire* Gandalf: look! Frodo: Yeah, it's a ring Gandalf: THE ring!!! don't you see the lettering? Frodo: you mean that's what those red squiggly things are? Gandalf:yess... Frodo: oooh!pretty! gandalf:Just take it. You have a long journey ahead! Frodo: what journey? Gandalf: the ring must be destroyed! Frodo:Ok, I'll just get a hammer or something- Gandalf: NOOOO!It can only be destroyed in the fires of Mount Doom! Frodo: why? gandalf: it was made there, so that's the only place where it can be un-made frodo: un-made? gee, that's bad grammar Gandalf: (muttering) speak for yourself... Frodo: And why does it have to be destroyed? Gandalf: Because I said so Frodo: why me? Gandalf: Bilbo gave YOU the ring Frodo: Why not you? Gandalf: well, if you don't want it- frodo: I didn't say THAT! Now, where is mount doom anyways? Gandalf: Why, it's just outside of mordor- *sam crashes through window* sam: don't go Mr. Frodo! gandalf: who's this?! frodo: My gardener. Why not,sam? Sam: well, you can go if you want...but you have to take me too! Frodo: I don't see why not *merry and pippin enter thru window* Pippin: you aren't leaving without us!! gandalf: Whatever! just GO!!! Hobbits: GOODBYE!!!
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04-10-2003, 07:12 PM
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Lol, that one was funny Sillabub!
I'm not very good at this but, I'll try: ~~~~~~~~~~ *Frodo and Sam are walking along the road from the Green Dragon when Rosie runs up to them* Rosie:Oh Frodo, Frodo, where art thou Frodo? Sam:????! Frodo:????! Sam:Rosie *sniff* don't you know your Sam? Rosie:Well...yes, I was just gunna.. Sam:Well fine! If you like my bloody master more then me, then...then...FINE! *Sam storms off* Rosie:I was just gunna give Frodo his wallet back... ~~~~~~~~~~~ (The following is from some of my fave comics!) ~~~~~~~~~~ *Merry and Pippin climb up Treebeard* Merry:Whew, lucky we lost him up in this tree! Pippin:Yeah...hey Merry Merry:Wot? Pippin:We are sitting in a treeee! Merry:You don't mean *grins* Pippin:Merry and Pippin sitting in a tree.. Merry:K-I-S-S-I-N... Treebeard:Oh no you don't! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gandalf:Hold out your hand Frodo, it's quite cool *Frodo takes the Ring from Gandalf and screams from the burning Ring!* Gandalf:Haha! They always fall for that one! ~~~~~~~~~~~ [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] |
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04-16-2003, 04:15 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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when gandalf comes back to warn frodo aboot the ring of power:
gandalf: is it secret? is it safe!?? frodo rolls his eyes: yes yes, your back up pipe's in the cupboard, just where you left it! fool of an istari! and so on so forth until: gandalf: get down! frodo goes down gandalf lunges for the window and brings sam up from under his hiding place... after their talk... sam: please, mister gandalf, don't turn me into anything... unnatural. gandalf: nooo??*starts hopping around* bippity boppity booo! *POOOF*!! frodo rolls his eyes as gandalf runs around the room, chasing a distgrungled pink sam-rabbit. oh my, i am bad at those, aren't i!?? [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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04-17-2003, 11:50 AM
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Shadowed Prince
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youre not, i loved sam-rabbit.
saruman:i am SARUMAN OF MANY COLOURS gandalf:i thought your were saruman the white s: i was, but now im SARUMAN OF MANY COLOURS g: no youre not. youre robes are white, fool of a maiar! s:look carefully! theyre of many colours! g [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]h yeah, you were telling the truth s:duh.now whos the fool of a maiar? g:radagast the fool? s:sounds good to me (shake hands to agree radagast is a fool of a maiar) i know its lame, but i dont get enough oxygen |
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04-17-2003, 11:51 AM
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Shadowed Prince
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Thulcandra
Posts: 2,343
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galadriel: look into the mirror
frodo: what will i see? galadriel: some things that were, some things that are, and some things that we the wise call wombles |
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04-22-2003, 06:32 PM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: 405miles :)
Posts: 21
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hoo hoo! neatness!
okay... when in bree- sam: that fellow's been nothin but starin' at you since we arrived! frodo looks to strider, then back at same and puffs his hair with his hand: well, can you blame him? i AM frodo the Ring Bearer! and then when in rivendell at the council of elrond: boromir: i had a dream, and it made me cry! *i just love picturing big buff guys crying [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] *
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