You know you're obsessed with LOTR when ...

[kittiewhirl1677]

You know you're obsessed when:
~When your teacher announces your night's homework, you reply with:
"Why do you lay these troubles on an already troubled mind?"
~When your brother/sister tries to break into your room for some reason, you reply with:
"YOU CANNOT PASS!"
~When someone tells you:
"There's no more food in the fridge. Why don't you go get something to eat?"
And you reply:
"I know! Let's hunt some orc!"
~When you get to school, and you start your day with a very boring class, you tell your friend:
"I think we may have made a mistake in leaving the home, *"(*=friend's name)
~When you've been absent for a while, and you ask your friends what went on at school like this:
Riders of Rohan! What news from the mark?
~When your teachers send you down to the principal's office, and you think to yourself:
"Teachers, they're just Nazgul."
There are more, but I think I've bored you enough.