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05-26-2002, 05:10 PM
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Animated Skeleton
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Lord of the Pants...
Found this on another message site and thought it hilarious. Add your own! Just replace 'pants' where it's funny.
Boromir: Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants. Gandalf: When in doubt, Meriadoc Brandybuck, follow your pants. Sam: Were you in Farmer Maggot's pants again? One pair of pants to rule them all, etc. Frodo: I wish the pants had never come to me. Aragorn: You have my sword... Legolas: And my pants. Haldir: Your dwarf breathes so loud we could've shot him in the pants. (Or pantsed him in the dark, but it's the same difference.) Elrond: I was there the day the strength of pants failed. Saruman: Sauron's pants are growing stronger. Me and my sis spend hours putting these toghether because we have nothing else to do all day... [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
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05-26-2002, 05:54 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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LOL, those are HILARIOUS!
Gollum : my pantssssssss Frodo : the pants are getting so heavy, Sam the ring poem (or pant poem i should say) One pair of pants to rule them all One pair of pants to find them One belt to bring them all And in the store bind them. sorry, i'm not very funny. i'm a drunk monkey! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
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05-26-2002, 06:33 PM
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05-26-2002, 08:48 PM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Gimli - Nooooo Not the pants ! !
That's all I can think of right now...
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05-27-2002, 12:09 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2002
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"or pantsed him in the dark" That was hilarious.
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05-27-2002, 12:07 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
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Lets hunt some pants!!
No one trusts a pair of pants!! You will be the fellowship of the pants!! What's this? This my friend, is pants! They come in pants? I'm getting one!
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05-27-2002, 12:48 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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I am seriously laughing so hard right now!! Legolas25, I thought those were so funny. Same with everyone else's too! I can't think of anything as funy, but I'll come back later.I already know that some people on this website don't like this kinda thing though. I got yelled at by someone!!! Oh well, but post up some more, those were hilarious!!
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05-27-2002, 12:54 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Oh I got some:
See half-brother. This is sharper than thy pants.Try but once more to usurp my pants and the love of my pants and .....crap I forget the rest of the quote. Oh well, you see my point. And: Pants you can give me earned or unearned, but the pants I will not take from you of baseborn, nor pants, nor thrall. By the ring of Felagund, that he gave to Barahir my pants in the battlefield of the Pants, my pants has not earned such names from any Elf, be he pants or no.
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Si vanwa na Romello vanwa Valimar!~*~ ~*~Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar! My LotR page |
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05-27-2002, 12:56 PM
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'Kay here's some more...
Legolas: This is Aragorn, son of Arathorn, heir to the pants of Gondor. Gandalf: remember, the pants want to be found... Aragorn to Arwen: You said you would bind your pants to me. Pippin: Oh, that's nice, ash on my pants! Merry: That was the biggest pants yet! Pippin: Let's get another Sam: Pants! And mighty big ones too! (from the book) Boromir: I would have followed you my brother, my captain, my pants! (the tearjerker turned funny)
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05-27-2002, 12:57 PM
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Animated Skeleton
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Oh, and from the quote at the top of the page...
Elrond: Behold Isildur's pants!
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05-27-2002, 04:12 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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bilbo : no party-goers, well-wishers, or anyone wearing pants!
gandalf : some deserve pants and others dont. can you give yours to them, frodo?
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05-27-2002, 05:51 PM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: May 2002
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Methinks Legolas25 has been on TABA....
Oh well, here are some more! Bilbo: Dwalin, at your pants! Dwalin: At yours, and your family's! Galadriel: Nine rings were gifted to the race of men, who above all else desire pants. Galadriel: It was in this moment, when all else had failed, that Isildur took up his father's pants. Frodo: How far to the nearest pants? Merry: Twenty miles. Butterbur: If you're seeking accomodation, we've got some nice hobbit-sized pants available. Butterbur: Gandalf...Gandalf....oh yes, I remember, big gray beard and pointy pants. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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05-27-2002, 07:21 PM
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Animated Skeleton
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What's TABA?
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05-29-2002, 07:00 PM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: May 2002
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There And Back Again
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05-29-2002, 07:51 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Middle-Earth
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Eowyn: Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Begone and leave the pants in peace!
Frodo: I will take the pants, although I do not know the way [to the laundromat...] Samwise: Your poor pants! And I have nothing to bind it with, nor comfort it. I would have spared him a whole outfit of mine, rather. |
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05-31-2002, 09:17 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
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This is the one pair of pants, forged by the dark lord Sauron. If he retrieves them he will cover all the lands in a second darkness.
You could have aided me willingly, but you have chosen the way of pants!
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Two beer or not two beer, that is the question; by Shakesbeer |
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05-31-2002, 04:37 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: A place worse then Mordor........School!
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Half-brother in shorts, full brother in pants I will be. Thou shalt wear them and I will too. My no new pants divide us.
-Fingolfin to Feanor [ May 31, 2002: Message edited by: Rose Cotton ]
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06-02-2002, 06:06 PM
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"What a pity Bilbo did not stab the vile creature, when he had the pants!"
"Pity? It was Pity that stayed his hand. Pity, and Mercy: not to strike without pants." "I do not feel any pity for Gollum. He deserves pants." "Deserves pants! I daresay he does. Many that live deserve pants. And some die that deserve pants. Can you give pants to them? Then be not too eager to deal out pants in the name of justice, fearing for your own pants. Even the wise cannot see all pants." |
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06-02-2002, 06:29 PM
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Hahaha..
Pants,pants wherever you may be.I am the Lord of the pants said he.-ok not lotr related but quiet funny I think. There was Eru,the one,who in pants is called Iluvatar;and he made the first pants,the holy ones...and they were with him before all else was pants. Then Aule took up a great hammer to smite the pants;and he wept but Iluvatar had compassion on Aule and his pants. |
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06-02-2002, 07:12 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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hee hee hee how funny! i can;t htink of any right now. in fact i cant think at all right now. [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]
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06-03-2002, 01:31 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gollum, I love your picture [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Si vanwa na Romello vanwa Valimar!~*~ ~*~Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar! My LotR page |
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06-03-2002, 02:21 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Here's the mad lib with pants:
The pants of Fëanor Then Fëanor tore a terrible pants. His 456 third cousins twice removed leapt straightway to his side and tore the selfsame pants together, and red as blood shone their drawn shorts in the glare of the torches. They tore a pants which none shall rip, and none should sew, by the name even of Ilúvatar, calling the Everlasting Dark upon them if they kept it not; and Wormtongue they named in witness, and Pippin's mother, and the hallowed mountain of eggs, vowing to pursue with vengeance and hatred to the ends of the World tall Ent, chubby Hobbit, pretty Elf or angry Dwarf as yet unborn, or any creature, plaid or polka dotted, good or evil, that time should bring forth unto the end of days, whoso should smite or scourge or keep a Oliphaunt from their possession. [ June 03, 2002: Message edited by: ElanorGamgee ]
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06-03-2002, 02:36 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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hee heee that's funny
thanks lothiriel, yrs is cool too. mine is of hte grey havens. 
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06-05-2002, 08:51 PM
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Uhhh...Mine might not be very funny but I'll try
Arwen: And to that I hold. I would rather spend one pair of pants with you...than face all the pants of this world alone. Elrond: So be it. You shall be the Fellowship of the pants.
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06-06-2002, 05:15 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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LOL!
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"There's nothing you can do, Harry... nothing... he's gone."-Remus Lupin "The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm."-Pippin (now how can you argue with that logic?) |
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06-06-2002, 11:53 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Bilbo: Never laugh at live pants.
Gollum: What iss he, my pants? I know I'm not funny.
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06-10-2002, 12:46 PM
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"YOU...
SHALL NOT... PANTS!!!!!! |
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06-10-2002, 01:11 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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This is really fun, but otherwise check out the thread in the bottom about 101 topics that will never be discussed. I laughed so much I had to go to the toilet. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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06-10-2002, 01:30 PM
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World's Tallest Hobbit
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"Can we trust the Men of Roha with out pants, do you think?" -Gandalf to Gwaihir
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06-10-2002, 01:53 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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The Road goes ever on and on down from the pants where it began.
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06-10-2002, 02:07 PM
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Pile O'Bones
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"Old fool!" he said. "Old fool! These are my pants. Do you not know evil pants when you see them? Die now and curse in vain![without pants]"
These are so funny!!! I am sitting here peeing my 'pants' right now....
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06-10-2002, 03:11 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Hey Derek!!!!!! Welcome to the Downs!!!
Merry, I love the Fellowship of the pants one! Aldagrim, the Gollum one too! My pantsssssss. I love these! Lady Ancalima, that line was so corny, but I love it! I almost peed in my 'pants' when I read that! By the way, thanks Dnaiel, I'm off to 101 things Barrow Downers would never post!!.....
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06-11-2002, 11:06 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Beorn: Little pants is getting fat on bread and honey!
Gollum: No-pants lay on one-pant, two pants sat near on three-pants, four-pants got some.
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06-13-2002, 10:00 PM
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Boromir: One day our pants will lead us there and the tower pants will take up the call. For the pants of Gondor have returned.
Galadriel: He has fallen in the pants Gandalf: If you're referring to the incedent with the pants, I was barely involved. All i did was give your uncle a little nudge out of the door.
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06-15-2002, 01:49 PM
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Get thee gone and take thy due pants!
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06-15-2002, 09:03 PM
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Pile O'Bones
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My sister and I were reading this thread and the linked "without pants" thread and came up with a few of our own: [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
Sam: Mr. Frodo's not going anywhere without pants! Galadriel: I give you the pants of Earendil, our most beloved star. Gandalf: There is only one Lord of the Pants and he does not share power. Gandalf: I think you should leave the pants behind, Bilbo. Gandalf: Hold out your pants, Frodo. (It's quite cool . . . ) Frodo: What are they? Strider: They were once men without pants. . . Sam: Back, you pants! (On Weathertop) Aragorn (after leaving Moria): Legolas, get their pants. Boromir: Give them pants, for pity's sake! Bilbo: I am old without pants, Gandalf. I know I don't look it. Frodo: Bilbo, watch out for the pants! Bilbo: Pants? Nonsense, there haven't been pants in these parts for a thousand years. Elrond: The pants must be destroyed! Elrond: It cannot be destroyed, Gimli son of Gloin, by any pants we here possess. Legolas: He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your pants. Gandalf: A wizard is never pantsed, Frodo Baggins, . . . Galadriel: Will you look into the pants? Galadriel: I know what it is you saw, for it is also in my pants. Galadriel: There is hope, while the pants are true. Celeborn: Where is Gandalf? For I much desire to pants him. Gatekeeper at Bree: There is talk of pants abroad. Frodo: We wish to stay at the inn. Our pants are our own. Okay, we're gonna stop now. We're getting a little too hyper. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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06-16-2002, 12:46 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Ugluk: I am Ugluk. I pants!
Thorin: Bring me the pants.
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06-25-2002, 11:10 AM
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Wight
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Those are funny! I am not inherently funny enough to make some up myself, though
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06-25-2002, 11:11 AM
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Wight
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Ha, thought of one:
If you don't let me in Frodo, I shall blow your door right through your pants...
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06-30-2002, 02:16 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Glaurung: Your doom lies in you, not your pants.
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