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Rhudladion · 02-05-2002, 04:43 PM

I think Gandalf is actually a Balrog. He and the other Balrog were just fooling on the bridge, but when his buddy pulled him into the abyss, Gandalf got ****ed and beat him down. In his fear, the other Balrog escaped and fled, which turned into a competitive race to the top of the mountain. As Gandalf came to the top he realized that he had been beaten, and became so angry that he exploded, sending his Balrog friend plummiting to a fiery death, and himself back to the Valar for a new body. Hence Gandalf the White, Nazgul's Bane!

Whatta ya think?

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02-05-2002, 04:43 PM	#1
Rhudladion Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 63	I think Gandalf is actually a Balrog. He and the other Balrog were just fooling on the bridge, but when his buddy pulled him into the abyss, Gandalf got ****ed and beat him down. In his fear, the other Balrog escaped and fled, which turned into a competitive race to the top of the mountain. As Gandalf came to the top he realized that he had been beaten, and became so angry that he exploded, sending his Balrog friend plummiting to a fiery death, and himself back to the Valar for a new body. Hence Gandalf the White, Nazgul's Bane! Whatta ya think?