Qs and As about FOTR (the movie)... but I only want WRONG answers

[Manwe]

[boring scientist voice]Well, this question were brought up way back in the bigining when Eru was trying to make the incompetent Ainur making at least one singel sound that didn't gave him headaches. Then, that very moment I remember well, Aragorn sneak up behind Eru and said 'Boo!'. This didn't just get the efect that Eru had to change trouses, but also the famous word:'What the CENSUR are you doing your little, little ... little, Dunadein. I want you all to notice that that word was at first a insult, and it sounds like something you find under a rock with very many or no legs, yes? However Aragorn thought that Eru was very unfriendly and dissapeard eith 'pop!'. But the effect was also that all of the Ainur laught at Eru and Melkor made a not-so-nice song about the event, of course that was erased in the official version.

Later on Sauron made a ring that, if it were placed on the exactly rihgt place, at the exactly right time, would reveal the the answer. But Aragorn was able to fool many people, Gandlf, Elrond, Bilbo, Denethor, Galadriel and Gimli are only few of them.

But now, Manwe inc. (R), proudly presents the answer. The fact is that Aragorn, when he first stepped in to the univers, decided to be 2,54 +- 0,00033148 years. Which isn't a very good age for a king. No one should be able to see him in the eyes, yes, but not because the was frightned, but because they were laughting their heads of. He also signed the no-aging-contract, so he's still about 2,5 years.[/boring scientist voice]

And now we need YOUR help on the next mysterium: What is Lembas?

(did you know that Arwen is Aragorns grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-cousin, or something like that, it's not a joke)