What do you "assign" to the Shire?

[Aganzir]

Originally Posted by Galadriel

Finally learning how to cook basic food that keeps me on my feet and provides me with necessary nourishment!

And chocolate shops. Always chocolate shops.

Both are definitely Shire-worthy. There are few things in life better than food. Which reminds me of...

I assign the sex life of dwarves. You'd think we had already covered everything there was to say about it but turns out we haven't, as last night proved. Both Lommy and I went to our respective classes very tired. Yes, we like dwarves better than food.