Arda Cup Football 2011

[Pitchwife]

Originally Posted by the phantom

"We spirits have no need of food or beds," said PitchWight.

"Drinks, of course, are a different matter. We spirits need spirits to keep up our spirits, if you get my meaning. Goes without saying. What? Nah, no worry, we won't leave any bottles lying around. Don't wanna anger ol' Bombadillo by littering his forest. We've had a pipeline installed running all the way from Elrond's miruvor distillery back in Rivendell straight to the stadium. And we'll all be drinking from our own skulls. No barrels, no bottles, no plastic cups, no litter. We're eco-conscious boozers.

Who will win? The wolves, of course. They usually do, don't they? More often than not, at least. Though maybe the village will make it this time. Or if there's Lovers, they might win too. Maybe even the Bear.

What? There's no Bear in football? No Lovers either? And what do you mean, nobody gets lynched?"