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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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The First Age: Sauron: "Hey Boss, what the Utumno are those things running around here? Is that the new servant race you've been talking about?" Morgoth: "Yep. I captured a few _______ and tortured 'em for a while, and...here are they are." Sauron: "Cool! Have you seen my Hummel figurines?" Flash forward a few thousand years: Sauron: "Hmm. This Gollum creature who had my Ring...I know I've seen something like him before. Let's see. He's not an Elf. Not a Man, and no Dwarf. He's not 15 feet tall, so I guess an Ent is out of the question. What's left? Ah! Those little Periannath worms 'ol Melkor used to make the Orcs! ![]()
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