T-I-G WW LXXIV: War of the Wolves

[Loslote]

"I like being evil," Pitchie said.

"Me too," Zil said.

"Wanna kill Kit?"

"Sure!"

"No!" Kit said. "I kill Pitchie instead!"

"Nah," Zil said. "I like Pitchie."

"Dang," Kit said. "Okay then, I die."

"Yay," Pitchie said.

"Now what?" Zil asked.

"Let's go kill the rest," Pitchie said.

"Sure! Yo, Elfie!"

"Yeah?"

"We're killing you!"

"Oh. So, moddess, do I get my unicorn revival?"

"No," Lottie said, for some reason reappearing in the scene. "Too late."

"Darn," Elfie said, and died.

"Now Wilwa!" Zil said.

"No, wait!" Wilwa said. "I'm the anti-lover. I'm not against your victory!"

"Oh, fine," Pitchie said. "You can live, I guess."

"Oh, yay," Wilwa said.

~~~

Team Ladybug (Pitchie and Zil) win.
Antilover (Wilwa) wins.
Village loses.
Lovers lose.