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Urwen · 03-14-2010, 10:14 AM

In Numenor:
Ar-Pharazon: Yo! Beautiful Valinor!
Valar: Sorry, Eru doesn't allow visitors!
(A bunch of rocks falls and covers Pharazon)

(Back in Numenor;Sauron is walking,when his cat blocks his way)
Shelob: I'm HUNGRY!
(Sauron tries to free himself;Miriel, Elentir, Amandil, Elendil,Isildur and Anarion come out of his temple.)
Elendil: Anarion,that was such a clever idea!
Anarion(sheepishly):It's nothing,really...
Isildur: Good to see Sauron eaten
Amandil: And Pharazon has died by now.Good you convinced him to go conquer Valinor,brother!
Elentir(waves a hand):I did it for Miriel.
Miriel: My victory!
Shelob: Thanks,I needed food!

03-14-2010, 10:14 AM	#11
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,408	In Numenor: Ar-Pharazon: Yo! Beautiful Valinor! Valar: Sorry, Eru doesn't allow visitors! (A bunch of rocks falls and covers Pharazon) (Back in Numenor;Sauron is walking,when his cat blocks his way) Shelob: I'm HUNGRY! (Sauron tries to free himself;Miriel, Elentir, Amandil, Elendil,Isildur and Anarion come out of his temple.) Elendil: Anarion,that was such a clever idea! Anarion(sheepishly):It's nothing,really... Isildur: Good to see Sauron eaten Amandil: And Pharazon has died by now.Good you convinced him to go conquer Valinor,brother! Elentir(waves a hand):I did it for Miriel. Miriel: My victory! Shelob: Thanks,I needed food!