Have you ever wanted to write your own tlotr book(s)?

[Gwathagor]

Originally Posted by Gollum the Great

Actually, no. It was some bizarre half-elf/man/dwarf.

But that's THREE halves! Or are you using dwarf to mean stature, as in midget?

If I ever did write a sequel to LOTR, it would definitely involve an appearance by one or both of the Blue Wizards.