What do you "assign" to the Shire?

[Lindale]

Originally Posted by Feanor of the Peredhil

Boys in eyeliner. Mmm.

I'm assuring you aren't referring to emo teenaged boys with those extra-fashionable slashes and scars and cigarette burns on their arms and wrists and who bang their heads to MCR all day long....

I assign to the Shire my professor of Greek and Roman literature, who gave us a really lenient deadline and a very flexible choice of the topic for our term paper.