Reasons why LOTR is better than Star Wars - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Oddwen · 03-11-2007, 07:58 PM

Warsies: Use the Force, Luke!

Ringers: Do not use It, Frodo!

And...

Warsies: Luke, I am your father!

Ringers: He's my second cousin once removed on his mother's side, and my first cousin...

And...

Warsies: Join with me, Luke, and together we will rule this galaxy as father and son!

Ringers: You had better come live with me, Frodo my lad, and celebrate our birthdays comfortably together.

And...

Warsies: I've got a bad feeling about this...

Ringers: A shadow and a threat have been growing in my mind.

And...

Warsies: Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time.

Ringers: Gandalf...yes, that was what they used to call me. Gandalf the Grey.

And...

Warsies:

Ben: You'll have to sell your speeder.
Luke: That's okay. I'm never coming back to this planet again.

Ringers:

Frodo: I feel that as long as the Shire lies behind, safe and comfortable, I shall find wandering more bearable: I shall know that somewhere there is a firm foothold, even if my feet cannot stand there again.

And...

Warsies: Why, you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler. You gotta a lot of guts coming here after what you pulled.

Ringers: Gandalf, my old friend.

And...

Warsies: Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter!

Ringers: Who are you, yourself, alone, and nameless?

And...

Warsies: Good! Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.

Ringers: Pity? It was Pity that stayed Bilbo's hand! Pity, and Mercy...

And...

Warsies: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

Ringers: In a hole in the ground there lived a Hobbit.

Er...sorry...some of this isn't very complimentary of LotR...

03-11-2007, 07:58 PM	#18
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Warsies: Use the Force, Luke! Ringers: Do not use It, Frodo! And... Warsies: Luke, I am your father! Ringers: He's my second cousin once removed on his mother's side, and my first cousin... And... Warsies: Join with me, Luke, and together we will rule this galaxy as father and son! Ringers: You had better come live with me, Frodo my lad, and celebrate our birthdays comfortably together. And... Warsies: I've got a bad feeling about this... Ringers: A shadow and a threat have been growing in my mind. And... Warsies: Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. Ringers: Gandalf...yes, that was what they used to call me. Gandalf the Grey. And... Warsies: Ben: You'll have to sell your speeder. Luke: That's okay. I'm never coming back to this planet again. Ringers: Frodo: I feel that as long as the Shire lies behind, safe and comfortable, I shall find wandering more bearable: I shall know that somewhere there is a firm foothold, even if my feet cannot stand there again. And... Warsies: Why, you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler. You gotta a lot of guts coming here after what you pulled. Ringers: Gandalf, my old friend. And... Warsies: Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter! Ringers: Who are you, yourself, alone, and nameless? And... Warsies: Good! Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you. Ringers: Pity? It was Pity that stayed Bilbo's hand! Pity, and Mercy... And... Warsies: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... Ringers: In a hole in the ground there lived a Hobbit. Er...sorry...some of this isn't very complimentary of LotR... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 03-11-2007 at 08:01 PM.