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Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-03-2006, 08:22 AM

dancing spawn of ungoliant will eat her first husband.

And her second husband.

And her third.

And her fourth.

(You probably get the picture now.)

Soon, she will grow to an enormous size, and she will take refuge in some mountains on the borders of some dark realm, where a skinny once-hobbit (obviously, this person is vertically challenged) will take a ring from her in exchange for two plump hobbits. She agrees.

Spiders win!!!

Probably . . .

In the future, I will be able to attribute such madness to drunkeness. Or more probably not.

01-03-2006, 08:22 AM	#28
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	In the future . . . dancing spawn of ungoliant will eat her first husband. And her second husband. And her third. And her fourth. (You probably get the picture now.) Soon, she will grow to an enormous size, and she will take refuge in some mountains on the borders of some dark realm, where a skinny once-hobbit (obviously, this person is vertically challenged) will take a ring from her in exchange for two plump hobbits. She agrees. Spiders win!!! Probably . . . In the future, I will be able to attribute such madness to drunkeness. Or more probably not. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...