LOTR Survivor

[The Saucepan Man]

Excellent. Saucie has fallen into an elephant trap.

If a trap it be, it is one that I have gladly walked into with my eyes fully open. It's the least that I can do to defend the gallant little Hobbit. I can hardly stand by and let him go undefended while the baying mob calls for his blood.

The cold-blooded satirist ...

You are too kind. But you honour me with far too much credit here. I have merely played my part, as have all others who have voted.

... the one who goes on about Survivor having to be good telly ...

Guilty as charged. Pippin makes good telly.

... the one who, when necessary, claims that LOTR itself is a pack of lies ...

It is a curious fact that, as regards the adventures of Merry and Pippin, the Red Book is suprisingly accurate.

Really, Anguirel, I never realised that I had so much influence. As you offer it to me, and since it seems to have irked you so, I will gladly take the credit for bringing down all those frauds. The sad truth, however, is that I have little influence here. Those who wield the influence in this thread do so in much more devious and murky ways than I, using devices that I would not stoop so low as to use.

But hear this. All that I have ever done has been in the interests of keeping the show interesting and the tribes equally distributed. See, I am even prepared to sacrifice a Hobbit to further this aim.

Pippin is clearly going to-Day, whatever happens. But the symbolic nature of your re-vote for him is noted, Ang. It does you no credit.

Pippin spent the War of the Ring at home regularly attempting to murder his father...

*Turns other cheek*