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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
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Middle Earth Tech Support
If there was a Middle Earth Tech Support, who would call, and what would they call for?
Example: Legolas: Yeah, I'm hear about this quiver I bought... Tech Support: What's wrong with it? Legolas: I was promissed that this quiver have an infinite amount of arrows that could never run out, but I just ran out. Tech Support: Has this happened before? Legolas: No Tech Support: Hold Please... ~*~ Ten Hours Later ~*~ Tech Support: Does the auto shoot feature work?Legolas: Yeah, that's working just fine. It's why I always beat the dwarf! Tech Support: Hold Please... ~*~ Yet Another Ten Hours Later ~*~ Tech Support: Is the quiver switch set on infinite?Legolas: Let me check...um...hmm...oh. Silly me, I had it set on finite. Tech Support: Does that solve your problem? Legolas: Let me test it! *Fires infinite amount of arrows* Yeah, it works! Tech Support: We're glad we could help. Please call again... *Legolas hangs up* ...after I quit this job! And there ya go. Stuff of that nature.
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