If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would.... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Oddwen · 03-09-2005, 10:44 PM

1) Well, first I'd hop quickly to the BarrowDowns to see what advice I could get in two-point-five seconds, and then I'd turn on my iTunes visual effects to hypnotize them, and while that was happening I'd sneak out the back door.

2) I would bribe them with raw cookie dough. Then hope they get salmonella really quickly.

3) Wake up.

4) Grab my BB gun and...fire off two shots before I die.

5) Get them involved in the Balrog Wing debate. After all, wouldn't some of them have seen/not seen wings?

6) Blast some Korn or Disturbed at them...woo, look at 'em run!

7) Start some "drums in the deep" of my own.

8) Tell them the Barrow-Wight thinks that they're off topic. (

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9) Tell them that the general concensus is that them being on MY doorstep is non-canonical.

10) Wonder if this will interfere with my visits to the BD's...

03-09-2005, 10:44 PM	#10
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	If I found... 1) Well, first I'd hop quickly to the BarrowDowns to see what advice I could get in two-point-five seconds, and then I'd turn on my iTunes visual effects to hypnotize them, and while that was happening I'd sneak out the back door. 2) I would bribe them with raw cookie dough. Then hope they get salmonella really quickly. 3) Wake up. 4) Grab my BB gun and...fire off two shots before I die. 5) Get them involved in the Balrog Wing debate. After all, wouldn't some of them have seen/not seen wings? 6) Blast some Korn or Disturbed at them...woo, look at 'em run! 7) Start some "drums in the deep" of my own. 8) Tell them the Barrow-Wight thinks that they're off topic. ( ) 9) Tell them that the general concensus is that them being on MY doorstep is non-canonical. 10) Wonder if this will interfere with my visits to the BD's... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 03-09-2005 at 10:49 PM. Reason: IMG tags...GOOD.