Song Parodies

[Bombadil]

Terrible Tonight

Its late in the evening,
he's wonderin' what mail to wear.
he picks out his weapon
and swings it right through the air
And then he asks me, "Do I look alright?"
And I say, "Yes, you look terrible tonight."

We go to the battle,
And everyone turns to see.
This horrible creature,
Who's riding on top of me
And then he asks me, "Is your back alright?"
And I say, "no, it feels terrible tonight."

And it's terrible
because I see the hate that's right in your eyes.
And the terror of it all is that,
You just don't realize,
How much they fear you.

It's time for goodbyes now.
It seems that I've lost my head
I watch you get stabbed twice
And hope that you aren't dead.
And then I tell you, as I pass into night.
I say, "Darling, you were terrible tonight."

sniff, everyone talks about how evil the Nazgul are- but they have feelings too!