Everything I need to know I learned from LOTR

[Araréiel]

Anytime there's a last, it's only the last until the next last (Last Alliance of Elves and Men, Baby! At least, until PJ decides to add another LAST Alliance!)

Legolas is GOD. He can walk on water! (Hey, snow is just frozen water!!)

Anytime something bad, dramatic, sad, or life-changing happens, music starts and sets the perfect mood.

To untie the rope holding your hands, just roll under a horse so that it's about to stomp on you.

Men in Middle Earth find no need to change their underwear.... EVER.

Elves are hot.

When over the shoulder of an Orc and you want to make sure someone finds you, just unclasp your pin with your lips and drop it. Not only can you actually unclasp it with your lips, butthe Orcs behind you won't notice.

~Never forget about that little sidedoor right next to the place where the Uruks are bashing in the gate. They'll never notice it, so you might as well use it.

I've thought about this one a lot! There's always a convenient door that the bad guys forget to guard.

You can actually repel a Nazgul by pointing a stick at it and shouting "Expecto Patronum!"

My favorite!!