Everything I need to know I learned from LOTR

[Maeggaladiel]

If you're disguised in ork armor and you are a hobbit, no one will notice. Well...except maybe the Eye....

BUT-- Being only a single eye, he has no depth perception. Therefore even if he DOES see you in your deceptive armor, he can't tell if you're ten MILES away or ten FEET away.

Tree huggers, Morai? Do you live in Oregon? Because they have similar problems there. *slaps forehead-* Oh, duh. "Halfway between equator and pole..." I don't think Oregon has that strategic placement. Nevermind!