Lord of... Your Mom?!

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

It's an old (and somewhat childish) game that my family has recently picked up: you sing along with a song or recite movie lines only to randomly add "your mom" in place of a noun or pronoun. For example:

"Your mom cannot pass!"

or

"Ho, ho, to your mom I go!"

or

"You shall be the Fellowship of Your Mom!"

You get the picture, yes? Good. Now it's your turn. Take a line from the movies or books and add a "your mom" twist. It's cheap entertainment, but it's fun to see what some people come up with. My contributions (aside from those listed above) are as follows:

"I will take it! I will take the Ring to your mom... though, I do not know the way."

"Your mom goes ever on and on, down from the door where it began. Now far ahead your mom has gone and I must follow if I can."

"A time for Faramir, Captain of Gondor, to show your mom."

"Your mom shall not avail you, Flame of Udûn!"

Post. Discuss.