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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Gollum's cave
Posts: 124
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(Aragorn sees Arwen kissing another elf, and rushes to her sorrowfully)
Aragorn: I thought it was true love!! You gave me your immortality for me!! Glorfindel (who is conviniently near): Aragorn, she does that with every hot guy...gives them some cheap necklace with an evenstar-- Arwen: (let's go of the elf she is kissing) Ooh!! Nice elf...(chases after another elf) I'm not very nice to Arwen, am I? (in the corny wizard breakdancing scene with Saruman and Gandalf) Saruman: (whips out a lightsaber) Ah ha!! Gandalf: Wrong movie... Aragorn: Legolas, what's making your quiver so heavy? You ran out of arrows!! Legolas: My shampoo, my conditioner, my comb... More later...
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