Things you should never say to LOTR characters - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Helkahothion · 01-23-2003, 11:12 AM

Here I go,

To cavetrol:Go away! You are to stupid to play chess.

To any Uruk-Hai: Actualy you are not a perfected form of Orc. Your just plain ugly and have the same brain capacity as a peanut.

To Legolas: Ehm Legsie. I was playing with matches and accidently burned down Mirkwood.

To Legolas: I was playing with your bow a little and....well....uhm......before I broke it in two peaces I accidently shot down Gimli.

To Sam: Frodo is a loser and you can't even put a plant straight in a hole. You really are a moron arren't you? Oh and P.S. I am marrying Rosie. HAHAHA so there.

Hope you like em.

Greetings,

Anuion
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Kleemann

01-23-2003, 11:12 AM	#11
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	Here I go, To cavetrol:Go away! You are to stupid to play chess. To any Uruk-Hai: Actualy you are not a perfected form of Orc. Your just plain ugly and have the same brain capacity as a peanut. To Legolas: Ehm Legsie. I was playing with matches and accidently burned down Mirkwood. To Legolas: I was playing with your bow a little and....well....uhm......before I broke it in two peaces I accidently shot down Gimli. To Sam: Frodo is a loser and you can't even put a plant straight in a hole. You really are a moron arren't you? Oh and P.S. I am marrying Rosie. HAHAHA so there. Hope you like em. Greetings, Anuion ________ Kleemann Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 03:05 AM.