101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Rose Cotton · 04-15-2002, 05:46 AM

OOOOKaaay. Gonna give it another try.

(At The Prancing Pony)
STRIDER: And who would you take up with? A fat innkeeper who only remembers his name because people shout it at him all day?
BUTTERBUR: What a great idea Strider! Sure, I'll take the Hobbits to Rivendell. Who's comin with me?
PIPPIN:Me!
MERRY:Me too!
FRODO:I'm comming!
SAM:And me!
BUTTERBUR:Well then, let's be off.
(Strider stands in shock as the four hobbits march out the door behind Butterbur waving goodbye as they go)
STRIDER:*shrugs* Oh well, I'm sure Gandalf won't mind.

BILBO: I have decided to give Baggend to my beloved relitives, the Sackville-Bagginses.
SBs:Oh, you don't have to Bilbo. We don't realy want the place anyway.

BOROMIR:There is evil there that does not sleep.
(A bunch of orcs dressed in night clothes walks up to the council)
ORCS:Um, escuse us, but do you think you could keep the shouting down? Sauron is trying to sleep.

I realize this isn't very funny.

04-15-2002, 05:46 AM	#11
Rose Cotton Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: A place worse then Mordor........School! Posts: 1,075	OOOOKaaay. Gonna give it another try. (At The Prancing Pony) STRIDER: And who would you take up with? A fat innkeeper who only remembers his name because people shout it at him all day? BUTTERBUR: What a great idea Strider! Sure, I'll take the Hobbits to Rivendell. Who's comin with me? PIPPIN:Me! MERRY:Me too! FRODO:I'm comming! SAM:And me! BUTTERBUR:Well then, let's be off. (Strider stands in shock as the four hobbits march out the door behind Butterbur waving goodbye as they go) STRIDER:shrugs Oh well, I'm sure Gandalf won't mind. BILBO: I have decided to give Baggend to my beloved relitives, the Sackville-Bagginses. SBs:Oh, you don't have to Bilbo. We don't realy want the place anyway. BOROMIR:There is evil there that does not sleep. (A bunch of orcs dressed in night clothes walks up to the council) ORCS:Um, escuse us, but do you think you could keep the shouting down? Sauron is trying to sleep. I realize this isn't very funny. __________________ "There's nothing you can do, Harry... nothing... he's gone."-Remus Lupin "The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm."-Pippin (now how can you argue with that logic?)