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Brinniel · 10-06-2002, 12:00 AM

Announcer: Your friends are out saving lives, kicking orc @$$, and destroying the One Ring. They invited you to join them.
*Scenes of the fellowship fighting orcs or doing anything that appears interesting appear on TV screen.*
*Suddenly, the camera turns to Pippin, who is sitting in chair, looking bored as ever*
Announcer: But instead, you are sitting in Rivendell with nothing to do because, not only did Gandalf call you, "Fool of a Took," but you also smoked pipeweed. Smoke pipeweed, and you lose a wizard's trust. Stay Drug-Free.

10-06-2002, 12:00 AM	#20
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Announcer: Your friends are out saving lives, kicking orc @$$, and destroying the One Ring. They invited you to join them. Scenes of the fellowship fighting orcs or doing anything that appears interesting appear on TV screen. Suddenly, the camera turns to Pippin, who is sitting in chair, looking bored as ever Announcer: But instead, you are sitting in Rivendell with nothing to do because, not only did Gandalf call you, "Fool of a Took," but you also smoked pipeweed. Smoke pipeweed, and you lose a wizard's trust. Stay Drug-Free. __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum