Tolkien puns - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

as eowyn · 02-15-2001, 07:51 PM

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How about

The Fattest dwarf fell into the river in Mirkwood does that make him a Dive Bombur?

And if he put on the ring would that make him a Stealth Bombur?

And if he's angry he's a Mad Bombur.

Where is your Dwalin place?

Don't get all touchy Fili

Mordor he wrote

Q:Which member of the nine walkers was handicaped?
A:Legolas

How was the dullest?
Bore-o-mir

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02-15-2001, 07:51 PM	#11
as eowyn Wight Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 126	<font face="Verdana"><table><TR><TD><FONT SIZE="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Haunting Spirit Posts: 95</TD><TD></TD></TR></TABLE> More Puns How about The Fattest dwarf fell into the river in Mirkwood does that make him a Dive Bombur? And if he put on the ring would that make him a Stealth Bombur? And if he's angry he's a Mad Bombur. Where is your Dwalin place? Don't get all touchy Fili Mordor he wrote Q:Which member of the nine walkers was handicaped? A:Legolas How was the dullest? Bore-o-mir Ok those were pretty lame but I had to try <img src=smile.gif ALT=""> </p>