Middle Earth Song Rewrites #2 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

mordor136 · 07-11-2003, 09:24 PM

Rather than drag you all back to that kinda lond first topic I thought I'd just sart a new one. Pretty much just rewrite one of your favorite songs ME style! Here we go!
Mine is a parody of Billy Joel's Piano Man

Hobbit Clan

Ol' Frodo Baggins was an orphan
Living with old Bilbo in the Shire
But one day Bilbo Pulled a joke and left
His ring had worn him to the wire
But Frodo would now inherit Bag-End
The magical ring was passed down
Now Gandalf recalls stories of war
And worst of all Said to take some freinds
And get out of town
la li la, li de da, la la de da dom

(chorus)
Run while you can little hobbit clan
Run while you can tonight
I'm not in the mood for excuses now
Cause I've got some Nazgul to fight

Now Samwise the dumb kid's a freind of his
Who bears the old Gamgee name
But to his great suprise and possible demise
His freinds got a ring with a brain
I just wanna help Mr.Frodo sir
Thats the motive of our trustworthy freind
He can cook he can clean and plant Mallorn trees
And his master carries the fate of all men
la li la de di da, la la de di da dom

Merry and Pippin were the best of freinds
Who always have time for a snack
But a quest was embarked on & without a second thought gone
Their goin and may not be back
Well the fellowship started with 4hobbit pals
Who split up at Rauros falls
Frodo and Sam went to Mordor
But Rohan and Gondor Fought on

Chorus 2:
Win us a war your the hobbit clan
Win us a war tonight
Cause your brave and your short and so hairy now
But with passion and courage you fight

It's a pretty dark day Down in Sammath Naur
Every breath is riddled with dust
Poor Frodo cant destroy the ring
But his buddy Smeagol he trusts
In the feilds of Cormallen they celebrate
Frodo gave a 4 fingered high five
Now Sauron is dead and the army's well fed
They feel so full that they think they will bustla le la de di da la la de di da dom

C3:
Thanks for the help little hobbit clan
Well send you home tonight
Oh dont you cry your a hero now
and the whole worlds set to rights

THE END [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

07-11-2003, 09:24 PM	#1
mordor136 Wight Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: snowboarding with Morgoth in the void Posts: 221	Middle Earth Song Rewrites #2 Rather than drag you all back to that kinda lond first topic I thought I'd just sart a new one. Pretty much just rewrite one of your favorite songs ME style! Here we go! Mine is a parody of Billy Joel's Piano Man Hobbit Clan Ol' Frodo Baggins was an orphan Living with old Bilbo in the Shire But one day Bilbo Pulled a joke and left His ring had worn him to the wire But Frodo would now inherit Bag-End The magical ring was passed down Now Gandalf recalls stories of war And worst of all Said to take some freinds And get out of town la li la, li de da, la la de da dom (chorus) Run while you can little hobbit clan Run while you can tonight I'm not in the mood for excuses now Cause I've got some Nazgul to fight Now Samwise the dumb kid's a freind of his Who bears the old Gamgee name But to his great suprise and possible demise His freinds got a ring with a brain I just wanna help Mr.Frodo sir Thats the motive of our trustworthy freind He can cook he can clean and plant Mallorn trees And his master carries the fate of all men la li la de di da, la la de di da dom Merry and Pippin were the best of freinds Who always have time for a snack But a quest was embarked on & without a second thought gone Their goin and may not be back Well the fellowship started with 4hobbit pals Who split up at Rauros falls Frodo and Sam went to Mordor But Rohan and Gondor Fought on Chorus 2: Win us a war your the hobbit clan Win us a war tonight Cause your brave and your short and so hairy now But with passion and courage you fight It's a pretty dark day Down in Sammath Naur Every breath is riddled with dust Poor Frodo cant destroy the ring But his buddy Smeagol he trusts In the feilds of Cormallen they celebrate Frodo gave a 4 fingered high five Now Sauron is dead and the army's well fed They feel so full that they think they will bustla le la de di da la la de di da dom C3: Thanks for the help little hobbit clan Well send you home tonight Oh dont you cry your a hero now and the whole worlds set to rights THE END [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ It's not A.D.D I'm just ignoring you. I'm like a super-hero with no powers or motivation