Middle Earth Therapy Sessions

[Morai]

It is time...to bring out the insecure innerchild in all inhabbitants of Middle Earth! What bothers them? Can they drive this poor therapist insane?

Gollum crawls into the room. He sits down in a chair across from the therapist Sam Gamgee.
Sam starts the session by asking, "What bothers you Gollum?"

"Nothing, no preciousss, nothing."

"You sure? And what is this 'precious' you speak of?"

Suddenly Gollum breaks into a frenzy, searching the office. He ransacks the filing cabinets, overturns the trashcans, and begins to open the drawers of Sam's desk.

Sam attempts to remain calm,

You're getting payed for this Sam, you're being payed for this. To help this, he pulls a plastic container holding his favorite rabbit stew. Unfortunately Gollum notices, and yanks the stew from him, spilling it all over poor Sam.

Sam can no longer hold his frustration, he pulls out a frying pan. Immeadiately he starts chasing Gollum around the room.

Okay, now lets see some other ideas, use any therapist, and any patient you choose.

[ July 10, 2003: Message edited by: Morai ]