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05-04-2002, 10:35 PM | #1 |
Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: An hour from Eden and the Stairway to Hell
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Merendis's list of misused homophones
Apart from the normal most annoying misused homophones (bye/by, their/there
, you're/your) that are found daily on the chat, there are several misused homophones that change the meaning of a sentence and often make it humorous. Here is a list of some of my favorites 1.Manwe would rain over arda 2.Burn someone at a steak 3.That was when my hair was died 4.I'm an Honor Role Student 5. no legolas was aloud to come 6.Yes, Im the forth one.(in response to "are you a powderpuff girl?") 7.It makes no since what so ever 8. Hippo Birdie Two Ewes, Hippo Birdie Two Ewes, Hippo Birdie Deer Kate, Hippo Birdie 9. You can't sow us a banner, can you? 10. I hate egg roles A special thanks to the one who started it all and contributed two to the list, you're a stud.....or should i say, your a stud? [ May 19, 2002: Message edited by: Merendis ] [ May 22, 2002: Message edited by: Merendis ]
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Merendis Mthe Mmariner's Mwife Riding one day in the forest of the Westlands he saw a woman, whose dark hair flowed in the wind, and about her was a green cloak...and he knew her for Erendis...then suddenly he knew in himself the love that he bore her, and he felt the emptiness of his days. |
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